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Some women excuse their immodest dress by saying lust is the man’s problem, but Jesus Christ warned that fornication begins as lust

“But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. , and the woman who does not clothe herself properly is guilty of stirring up unlawful passions in the man.” – Matthew 5:28

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old comment by brazenTyrant

@Jerry
I'm sitting here grinning. Do you know why? It's because we finally caught you.
You see, I Googled your precious KJV. It's exact words were as follows.
"28: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
"29: And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell."
That whole segment about women's clothing was made up. In fact, you can see that they left the full stop after 'heart' when they added that extra clause - probably to catch people like you. I suspect this is nothing more than a fundie trap.
That's beside the point, though. The point is, somebody changed the Bible, putting their own words in, and you agreed with them. I thought that adding things to the Bible was a sin. Care to explain?

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@Professor Stephen Jerry

Can you build a wheel based on Pi = exactly three? Because that's what your QJV says, so you'd better get going and proving we more mathematically enlightened Atheists wrong, Jer; and you're talking to someone who used to build wheels when I worked in a bicycle shop.

'Rounding down - or up' is as much an argumental avoidance tactic as 'they put the closing quotation marks at a wrong spot. Your ilk are the only ones fooled by it'. Thank you, Jerry, for admitting that your inerrant QJV does have errors, therefore it is LIES throughout, word-for-word, letter-for-letter, cover to cover, thus your 'God' is in error, therefore he is imperfect, ergo he is an inferior being who contradicts himself and doesn't exist. Q. E. and fucking D. [/"The Changeling"]

Spock (Leonard Nimoy): 'Your logic was impeccable, Captain. We are in grave danger.'

And Capt. James T. Kirk bested God himself, with 'Why does God need a starship?', thus he is the source of all Awesomeness in the universe. And when your very Word of that 'God' of yours is in error (as pointed out by brazenTyrant) more than three times as per that by Kirk to Nomad in that "ST:TOS" episode, causing that probe to 'sterilise' itself, then even your own 'God's logic is faulty.

...but then, even before Starships, we mere 'humans' have already bested your 'God', nay, rendered him inferior to us:

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Which country invented the modern-day Iron Chariot in WWI, Jer? Thus, via Judges 1:19, the creation are superior to the Creator. >:D

Along with the US's M1 Abrams, France's Leclercs, Germany's Leopard IIs, Israel's Merkavas [/Irony], Russia's T-90s, China's Type 99s & North Korea's Pokpung Ho's, Britain's Challenger IIs above represent the pinnacle of modern battlefield mobile armour God-Killing technology, people here in the UK can buy from the Ministry of Defence old & obsolete military hardware; as long as it's taxed, licenced, MOT'd & insured, it's completely road legal. Even those in London - as per TFL traffic regulation loopholes for military vehicles - are exempt from the Congestion Charge. As per this LGBT rights group based in our capital:

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...and their pink Abbot Self-propelled Gun. PROTIP: This pic was taken before the legalisation of same-sex marriage here in the UK.

Nothing's happened to them.

Thus in Soviet Britain, God worships you. >:D

Via just that pink tank, your 'God' is our bitch, Jer. Then there's the little matter of all our Challenger IIs...!

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