By the way, that monkey god that Obama carries in his pocket, Hanuman, is an incarnation of Shiva, the Destroyer. The son of Shiva, I believe. Obama is said to have a devotion to it.
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Shiva is also a creator.
Sometimes you have to tear things down to build up something new and better.
Also, what would it matter if he takes inspiration from *gasp* other religions than yours?
The story of Hanuman is an Indian epic, as far as I know. He wasn't an incarnation of Shiva or the son of Shiva. There seems to be a connection between the "monkey god" and the Monkey King of Chinese mythology.
A lot of the more delightful Asian myths revolve around the antics of the clever, wise and mischievous monkey versus dogmatic, slow-witted and gullible fundies -- sorry, "other creatures" (can't remember what exactly).
Why would Senator Obama carry a monkey god totem in his pocket?
Of course, I would understand garlic because it works against fundies.
Oh come on you all forgot this one already? Shit I was surprised at how little attention it got.
Obama's a secret Muslim puppet of the Jews who worships the Hindu god of death and evil and hatred and homophiles and abortion and atheism and good grammar who has a crazy God- and Jesus-hating pastor who's an atheist because he doesn't go to Church.
And as best I remember it, Hanuman lead an army of monkeys to rescue a princess from a castle or something. In other words any male Nintendo protagonist with more than 10 games.
When you're going to lie, at least get your lies in order.
Learn about the Hindu gods, then reach census on what bullshit you're going to spread about Obama. Then we can tell you the facts.
If we are discussing 'destroyer' gods...
Whose god is said to have wiped the world clean with a global flood? (Hint: not Shiva.)
Which holy trinity supposedly has a plan to bring about the end of the world (despite an earlier promise not to)? (Hint: not the Trimurti.)
I can't quote the article, but several months ago, a newspaper asked both McCain and Obama what they had in their pockets. Obama happened to have a tiny statue of Hanuman, given to him by someone. He carries it as a good luck charm.
Edited to add: Google isn't working for me today, but I know I found the articles while at home when I googled "Obama and Hanuman".
Great - first he's a muslim, now he's a hindu. Bets, anyone? Will the next non-christian religion he's accused of be:
a)Paganism
"By the way, that monkey god that Obama carries in his pocket"
I carry a little model of the Space Needle in mine, guess that makes me a Raelian.
I thought he was a Mooslim?
A few items in McSame's pocket:
So what is up with McCain's superstitions? Here's a bit on the extent of his rituals and lucky charms from 8 years ago to the day, just before he lost the South Carolina primaries in 2000.
Sometimes I think I would like to move to the US to live - most Americans I have met have been really great people and the country, on the whole, seems fine.
Then, you come across basically insane gibberish like this and I have to re-think....
By the way, that monkey that Cheney has in his pocket, W, is an incarnation of Forrest Gump, the Stoopit. The son of Gorgon, I believe. Fundies and freepers are said to have a devotion to it.
@ Wilhelm
Uh, yeah...that would be Cheney with the DA in pocket.
When McCain once misplaced his feather, there was momentary panic in the campaign, until his wife found it in one of his suits.
Can it really be so lucky if you can lose it, genius?
What a flip-flopper...
XD
So... he's a Hindu Muslim atheist with a radical Christian pastor who wants to enact sha'ria law, make gay marriage legal, and abortions mandatory?
Wow, Retard Ready. Wow. Just when I think you can't possibly get any dumber.
Lol, make up your minds!! Shiva is a Hindu god, not Islamic.
And Hindu gods are pretty cool. They have one that rides a tiger, which is just plain awesome.
And McCain carries a feather so he must be a secret worshipper of Quetzalcoatl, the feathered serpent. Or since he carries a compass, he must be a secret follower of the Golden Compass with those atheists who hate God.
Hindu religion sees destruction as part of the cycle:
create
sustain/maintain
destroy
create.......
Brahma
aspects of the eternal
a better and more logical explanation than the Trinity, that defies human description
Every time you guys post a quote from me, you proceed to show your own ignorance when you attempt to tear down what I said - Dare any of you to do a little research? Perhaps a small, painless Google search?
"Incarnation of" and "son of" are two different ideas.
Hercules was the son of Zeus.
Jove was an incarnation of Zeus.
See?
Also, Hanuman is kinda cool. He's a god, so, superpowers, combined with a monkey, and monkies...are just awesome.
First off, Hanuman's cool.
Second, Shiva is also cool.
Third, what the president keeps in his pockets is his own business so long as, like anyone else's pocket contents, it is safe to keep in pockets.
Monkey, Pigsy, Sandy and Horse travelled with Tripitaka (a preist) to India I think. The travels were recorded and made into a documentary by Japanese television.
Monkeys whereabouts are currently unknown.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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