I keep feeling like I have to tell everyone Jesus is coming.. Even when it will embarrass the heck out of me.. like to family members...
I 'm sure it was the holy spirit working through me.. that was a tough battle for me to fight... God won though.... hehe as if he wouldn't lol
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If your brother goes to church thrice-weekly, don't you think he might have heard that song a few times already? Why work yourself into such a state?
Nobody play a trumpet around this one or send your long-haired, long-bearded friend to his/her place in a bathrobe. S/he'd drop dead on the spot!
"I've no clue how come I was struggling so hard.. It was the oddest thing I've felt in over three years.. I mean I've been emotional before.. But to be almost unable to speak and shaking and fumbling all over my words... it was pretty strange.."
It's called cognitive dissonance. See, some part of your mind knows this is all bullshit and is trying to get your conscious mind to realize it. Maybe you should listen.
I think it's just sad how some church leaders pressure their flocks into spreading the word by threatening their only hope of a good life. After they've been told that they are sinners and cannot really be trusted to make their own decisions in this life, to be coerced into talking about Jesus to everyone all the time with the threat of loss of freedom in the afterlife is unjust and cruel.
Surely if the holy spirit was working through you, and it gave you difficulty in saying what you wanted to, the holy spirit would want you NOT to say it?
I mean, sorry if this sounds crazy, and this is just me talking, right? But, why would God win when He was trying to stop you saying something, and you managed to say it.
Just wanted to point out that gaping hole in your logic.
"...But to be almost unable to speak and shaking and fumbling all over my words... it was pretty strange..."
Strange indeed, considering that you fundifucktards claim that when the Holy Spirit works through someone, it gives the person the ability to speak clearly and lead others to the lard.
Maybe that ghost friend of yours suffers from the same problems as you. Perhaps a friendly psychologist will give you a two-for-one discount if you come in together for a check-up.
I was failing in a big way...
Yes funtard, you are right in that.
As for the rest of it. It sounds like a seizure or something on HOUSE.
See a doctor.
"...Jesus is coming...so hard...
my jaw was shaking so much I could not hardly talk..
I finally just came..I've no clue how come I was struggling so hard.. It was the oddest thing I've felt in over three years.. it was pretty strange..."
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Praise God! His return is near. And those that mock now will realize it was not a joke.
It's awesome to be an ambassador for Jesus Christ!
Romans 10:9
Keep witnessing!
To GOD be the glory!
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I was on a new game board and a few didn't believe I was female.. So I googled my name Phyrehart and it took me to this addresshttp://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=45820
It has a bunch of nasty things said about me and I will WARN you now that some of the things said were blasphemous and not something most of you would want to read I think..
My reason for posting it is because what someone did was copy a post I made here on Rapture ready and they put is on this bad place and well..
I know what a dummy I am huh...
Your post is bad and you should feel bad!
“I keep feeling like I have to tell everyone Jesus is coming.. Even when it will embarrass the heck out of me.. like to family members...”
“Just yesterday I called my brother and was trying so hard to talk to him.. I was failing in a big way... I was shaking and my jaw was shaking so much I could not hardly talk..
“I finally just came out with it.. I've no clue how come I was struggling so hard.. It was the oddest thing I've felt in over three years.. I mean I've been emotional before.. But to be almost unable to speak and shaking and fumbling all over my words... it was pretty strange..”
“I 'm sure it was the holy spirit working through me.. that was a tough battle for me to fight... God won though.... hehe as if he wouldn't lol”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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