[i'm a gay christian and i want to know if i'm accepted into the christian faith]
There is no such thing. So what would it matter what Christians think of the idea?
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Wait wait wait, is he saying that there is not such thing as Christians, or that there is no such thing as Gay Christians.. Well seeing which board its coming from, I'd say its the former. In which case, its kinda easy to see this guy is an asshole.
anti-nonsense: For you to be a True ChristianTM you need to be interviewed by the Fundie Commision Board, have your Idiocy Quotient measured and, if you meet the qualifications, you'll be anointed a fundie and be relieved of all common sense from then on.
In that case, why should they sin, if there is "no Christian" gay person?, why should they submit to guidelines and prerrogatives from a faith they're not supposed to hold?
Just the one. And he hasn't been seen in almost 2000 years.
there is no such thing as a 'gay' Christian. anybody who tries to convince people that they can break this law is doomed.
Sin of pride, there. God and Jesus are the ultimate judges; not mortals. And no, quoting Bible verses still doesn't eliminate that fact.
Why does the shellfish thing only apply to Jews, but the gay thing applies to everyone? It confuses me when you twist the scripture to your liking.TM .
I know it's just a troll, but...
Hey, Nameless One. Clarify something if you would:
Nameless coward:
I believe Jesus had something to say about judging and condemning others, did he not?
Besides, Nameless One. If there is are no gays, adulterers or other interesting people, where is the fun?
Besides, Nameless One. If there are no gays, adulterers or other interesting people, where is the fun?
Besides, Nameless One. If there are no adulterers, gays or free-thinking women in heaven, where's the fun.
Praetyre:
Gee, nameless, when did God die and appoint you in his place? Seems pretty damn arrogant of you to try to separate the "lambs and the goats" in his place! Might be violating #1 by putting yourself in God's place, didn't go so well the last time a guy named Lucifer tried it! Jesus said that's the big one! Seems like it might be worse in his eyes than "touching pigskin" or "being gay"! PS Still waiting on your famous anti-gay Jesus quote!
you're not really thinking that you can be fags and still go to heaven, do you?
that means the law against homosexuals will not change.
But the Jewish dietary laws changed, the law saying that menstruating women were unclean and must keep apart changed and the law that all males must be circimcised at the age of 8 days changed.
You're picking and choosing which laws apply to you, ore rather, you're picking and choosing which verses to use as clubs on those you hate.
you're not really thinking that you can be fags and still go to heaven, do you?
No such book as "Apocolypse". You're speaking of Revelations.
Hey nameless are you stupid or do you expect us to be? Christ's words? In the book of Apocalypse? Better known as Revelations? A suppos-ed dream of what was to happen? Written 60 YEARS AFTER Christ's death, possibly by the Apostle John, possibly by John of Patmos, possibly by God know's who? You gotta do better than that! And there ain't a damn word there to differentiate homosexuals from football players or shellfish eaters. You fail, miserably.
WRONG! Those are the words of a Prophet, which have been translated and retranslated over more than a thousand years. Not to mention nowhere there does it say "teh geyz".
I guess since I'm a bisexual Christian, I don't exist. Whoa.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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