[Excerpt from a larger, batshit insane article]
Much of the sexual sins in America are because of Hollywood. Hollywood is without a doubt one of the most hideous and evil cesspools of sexual perversion in the world. American has become a nation of sex-perverts, even to the point of "Christian" woman wearing pants.
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"American has become a nation of sex-perverts, even to the point of "Christian" woman wearing pants. "
The mind boggles, spins and does a jack knife dive into insanity.
I don't know what's worse, thinking that Robert's idea of a top notch sexual sin is a pair of women's slacks or thinking about where in the hell does a person live that they think women wearing pants is only something you see in Hollywood??
That site is a fundie gold mine. Apparently women are supposed to dress like women, but cultural norms regarding wardrome have changed. Are they supposed to dress like women when Leviticus was written? Speaking of changing times, why aren't women covering their heads anymore? Fundies seem to believe Paul on sex and women's roles, so what happened to head coverings?
The mind boggles.
I went to the site and was looking at their ridiculous abortion essays. I clicked on one essay entitled "Horrors of Abortion," and Symantec popped up, and guess what? The Jesus-lovers gave me a trojan.
Assholes.
"Hollywood is without a doubt one of the most hideous and evil cesspools of sexual perversion in the world."
You seem to have missed a crucial "Fundy International" meeting Rob; most fundies are now claiming that New Orleans is, or rather was, the "hideous and evil cesspool of sexual perversion," hence the hurricane. You know, your "loving" God's vengeful wrath and such.
"even to the point of "Christian" woman wearing pants."
What decade is it you're living in again?
"'Christian' woman wearing pants."
So, I guess he would take offense at my kilt.
You know, Jesus didn't wear pants, or black wing-tips, or a tie. Jesus wore hippie sandals and a robe. Jesus was probably a woman.
How does one take offence to pants? If he was comlaining about the local nudists club, then I might understand. But pants?
And if he is for oldschool clothing standards, let him prance around in a dress for the first 5 or 6 years of his life. That was quite common a "few" years ago.
that's funny because , like, you know during the ENGLISH REVOLUTION which was in the MID 17TH CENTURY a few groups of radical christians believed in the equality of the sexes and that dress was a major blocking point to that equality. As a result, groups like the Seekers and Ranters proposed a taking apart of "dress codes" The Ranters were even nudists for a period of time. AND they practiced free love. Gerrard Winstanley of the Diggers put a ld on free love because "there can be no such thing as free love if only one person gets pregnant."
Anytime you see someone saying that women wearing pants is something new, or Hollywood-inspired, you can be rather sure that the rest of the stuff they are saying will also be full of innaccurate "facts" (if they can't even take the time to research the basic history of world clothing in an article about clothing...well...)
"American has become a nation of sex-perverts, even to the point of "Christian" woman wearing pants."
Hey, great! That'll make it simpler to tell the easy ones!
Quite right, Gargoyle1. After all, it's usually the most religious of women who are the horniest. Get 'em in the throes of rapture, and watch the bloomers fly!
If they're lucky, they might even get to witness a 'second coming'....
This fundy is refering to a passage in the hebrew scriptures that forbids cross dressing. It is normal and acceptible for women to wear pants at this time in america. In the past this was dfferent. Fundys always idealise the past and have always things are getting worse and worse.
Btw when i was a child i came across a passage in the bible that made me howel with laughter. It described a woman dressed like this
Tyres like the moon
Muffelers
A bonnet
I called her the automotive woman!
I knew that thisis was archaic terms for archaec garments. Wat a mental image! Perhaps this should be the female dress standiard. VRROOM.
Which decade are you from, Bobby? Women have been wearing pants for at least four decades?
I would have guessed that the Christianity was located in the brain, not in the pants.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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