I couldnt help but post this lol. Google obama translated into farsi. Farsi is the ancient persian language, which is modern day iran, His last named literally means "He is with us!" I really do think he could be the false prophet or the mhadi that they think they are looking for. There is no such thing as coincidences like this, with him giving his speeches and the one world system appearing now, the odds of a man being elected the US president with a name meaning of something like this to the arab world right around this time in human history is to great for us christians to ignore it. Try odds like 1 in 2 billion. They will "really" think after the rapture he was sent by allah to destroy israel. And remember it is said in the koran that all infadels are non believers in allah. And you should make peace with your enemies until you can destroy them. This is where the "peace and security" phrase you are hearing and will be hearing more in the future comes into play. After we are raptured on that great day, here comes obama to help declare the great news that the infadel are gone, and they will love him because by that time they will be so appauled by his image and speaking, that they really will think he is their mhadi, then here comes the a/c, who will proclaim himself to be god, deceiving the arabs, and not until god destroys them will they realize that there is only one true god of israel. Come lord Jesus.
I had to post this becuase, im sorry, but with everything that is going on today, someone needs to realize that this is not a coincidence, and the very meaning of his name, in one of the most ancient biblical cultures, that god was against, coming forth on stage like this at this moment in history cant be ignored, it is almost impossible, excelt it be the will of the father. He truly is on his way to save us.
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Holy double standard, Batman!
So, translating a Kenyan name in a totally unrelated, dead language (which I suspect you don't speak) equals uncontrovertible evidence of Obama being the Antichrist, but reminding a fundie that his KJV is full of translation errors equals being a devil-worshipping "infadel"?
Which brings me to my second point: before playing with languages you don't probably speak, please try to master what I assume is YOUR MOTHER TONGUE!
EDIT TO ADD: By the way, who's to say the current POTUS is the Antichrist, as opposed to, say, his grand-father, his uncle, etc.?
My last name:
Irish: Anglicized form of Gaelic Ó Mathghamhna descendant of Mathghamhain’, a byname meaning good calf’.
(if anyone wants to check, http://www.last-names.net/ )
Did it occur to you that perhaps you don't get to choose your surname? Or your given name, for that matter, unless you legally change it, at which point you idiots would jump on it as him trying to hide his name
"His last named literally means "He is with us!""
No! No fucking way! Holy shit! That...that just totally makes me rethink everything. I think...I think I need Jesus!!!
/sarcasm
BTW, these twits think that the Matreiya Buddha and the 12th Imam or 13th Imam or whatever ARE THE SAME PERSON.
My given name means "God is gracious" in ancient Hebrew. My opinion, based on the alleged flood, and the alleged killing of the Egyptian first-born, is that Jehovah-God is about as gracious as a mad, drunken female elephant karooming through a tent village while on her period.
So much for names.
"Craig" means "rock" in Gaelic. God is described as the "Rock of Ages."
Clearly, I am God. I await tithing from RR posters.
Great honor and glory be yours, #936607!
I like the way the whole last paragraph is mostly one run-on sentence, with 3 word phrases tagged onto it about a hundred times, I can picture 'Chrish4jesus' trying to get all the words out, and running out of breath. It has the ring of a poe, in a way.
OMG - the same word (with different meanings) is found in two different languages! The Rapture is coming!
Google God translated into Russian. It comes out "bog", which means a rotting swamp that sucks you down and drowns you. Find some hidden meaning in that.
BTW, Iranians (and Turks) are mostly Muslims, but they're not Arabs. Farsi is an Indo-European language, although it now uses the Arabic alphabet.
So who is the "he" in the meaning of his name? Sounds like a God reference to me. Of course, I have a brother named Michael, which means "Who is like God?" Trust me, my brother is not anything like God.
Not sure what translator you were using, but as someone who speaks fluent Farsi, allow me to assure you that it does NOT mean that. Also, Iranians are not Arab and Arabs don't speak Farsi they speak...Arabic. Nice try though.
"I had to post this becuase, im sorry, but with everything that is going on today, someone needs to realize that this is not a coincidence, and the very meaning of his name, in one of the most ancient biblical cultures, that god was against, coming forth on stage like this at this moment in history cant be ignored, it is almost impossible, excelt it be the will of the father. He truly is on his way to save us."
You would think with all these signs that these people are constantly seeing their god would go ahead and rapture them, already.
Also, the teachers who were paid taxpayer money to teach this person to write should have all their money taken away.
My name translates to 'The Shining One'. If I was a fundie, I'd think it was divine inspiration and have everybody call me it in recognition of Bob's great gift to his devout servant who will shine Bob's shiny light in dark places.
As it is, my friends call me Shiny and life goes on.
Ok, genius, let's get a few fucking things straight: 1. not all Arabs are Muslim, 2. Not all Muslims are Arab, 3. Iranians/Persians are not Arab, 4. not all Iranians are Muslim. Got it? Now sit down and shut the fuck up, paranoid man.
And since everyone else is giving the meaning of their names, here's mine:
My first name is from a Greek transliteration of the Hebrew word meaning "gift of god".
My middle name means "of Scotland"
My last name is Gaelic and means "son of Niall", and Niall, meaning champion, means my last name can either be translated as "son of Niall", or "son of the champion". I am "the Scottish gift of god, son of the champion". Holy shit! I'm the Scottish jesus!
What? A name translated back into its original root language has an actual MEANING? ZOMG! Must be the ANTICHRIST!
LightHorseman AKA Tim (The boy's name Tim \tim\ is a variant of Timothy (Greek), and the meaning of Tim is "God's honor". )
Yeah, his name does mean that in Persian, sorta. Its grammatically incorrect and all, but that's because his name is not Persian, its Kenyan. And who cares anyway? A guy named Smith is probably not a blacksmith, a woman named Johnson is probably not the son of John. Grow up.
Seeker in the Dark: Persian is not dead. I speak it.
"I couldnt help but post this lol. Google obama translated into farsi."
I couldnt help but post this lol. Google fundie translated into english.
It comes out.literally..'we are nut jobs and need two in the hat'
Oh let's do play this game.
Look up the word "Bush" in English, the ancient British language used in modern day America. His last name literally means "a small shrub." And in the Urban Dictionary his name is a slang term for a certain female anatomy part. These things are not coincidences!
The O Maolmhuaidh, from maolmhuadh meaning 'proud chieftain', were part of the southern Ui Neill, the southern branch of the large tribal grouping claiming descent from Niall of the Nine Hostages, the fifth-century king who supposedly kidnapped St patrick to Ireland. Am I prohibited from running for office in the United States, as I am of royal descent?
Still on His way is He? Bit of a slow coach isn't He? You'll be well mouldering by the time He gets here. He must be ten trillion God-years away. As you know, a God-day is equal to 100 million years, so God knows when he'll get here. He's having a laugh. It's funny how your religion is so very funny and yet its practitioners are humourless piss-sippers.
"Google obama translated into farsi. (Persian language)"
"...the US president with a name meaning of something like this to the arab world... "
Ooh, epic fail. Persians (Iranians) are not Arabs. Equating the two is a huge insult, probably to both sides.
I really, really wish someone would get off their duff and call Child Services. As you can plainly see from example #61224, this fundie bullshit is damaging to their children's brains - and REQUIRES damage to the brain, in fact, in order to become "acceptable" dogma.
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...names don't actually mean anything in reality. They're cool to research but have no effect on the identity of the person.
They do if you name your kid James Cocksucker-Titwillow Kiester Armadillo Van Buren Jr.
"It was on google, so it must be true!" Man, you are a gullible soul.
And when we get to explaining names...
First name means "rich" in elder Germanic languages.
Second name is a common masculine name in scandinavia.
My surname simply means "russian"
"So, translating a Kenyan name in a totally unrelated, *dead* language"!!
Seeker in the Dark - you're completely right except that a few million Farsi speakers would like a word with you..... ;-)
You have read the Bible, correct? You did notice how children in the Bible often got names that meant things like "he is with us"?
My sister's name means pearl but that doesn't mean she lives inside an oyster.
Google obama translated into farsi. Farsi is the ancient persian language, which is modern day iran,
...wait just one frigging second there, man. Why did you use Google to translate the page to Farsi? How do you know so much about the Farsi language? ARE YOU A SECRET MUSLIM YOURSELF, TRAITOR??? DON'T TRY TO DENY IT! I CAN SEE IT FROM A MILE AWAY!
shykid: "My first name means "dark warrior""
Ohh! Cool. Your first name is my last name!
My full name IRL means "Good, pretty, light bearer, dark warrior." Talk about conflicts! (Unless, of course, I'm Princess Leia, a brunette, fighting Darth Vader with a light sabre.)
It's cute when they try and do probabilities with "big" numbers like a billion, especially when they pull them out of their ass just because it sounds impressive. Do you know what 1 in 2 billion is, from a probability standpoint?
Roll a die 12 times. Write down each number that comes up. The chances that you would roll those specific numbers in that order are 1 in 2.18 billion. Holy crap! Do it 16 times and it's 1 in 2.8 trillion!
George means Farmer
William (Bill) means helmet of protection
Ronald comes from the Scandinavian Reginwald meaning advice and rule
James (Jimmy Carter?) is the English of Jacob, so does that mean he's the holiest president ever?
Funny how it's the Democratic presidents that have Holy meanings behind their name.
Oh and my name means "my god is an oath" I guess that explains my crude language.
Jeffery > Germanic *Gott-fried," meaning "God's peace."
Weskamp > West-Kamp, meaning "Western Field."
What does it mean? My dad's ancestors probably came from a village in Germany named Weskamp. And my parents thought Jeffery was a nice name.
That's all.
1. Since when was Persian (Farsi) an "ancient" language? It has millions of speakers in Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, and many other Asian countries.
2. The language of Islam is Arabic, which is in a different family - Semitic - than Persian which is Indo-European. It is true that Persian borrows many Arabic words. It also contains words from French (i.e. merci) but nobody is saying that Obama is actually Napoleon!
3. I am learning this language. The phrase "He is with us" is translated like this:
?? ?? ?? ???
"uu ba ma ast"
I guess it is similar to a heavily accented "Obama" but it's no more special than the fact that the Persian word for snow is pronounced like "barf".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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