"[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said that she's just trying to save the planet. We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet -- we didn't need Nancy Pelosi to do that."
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Well, Michele, it seems that since your god is 2,000 years late in getting us off this rock we're going to need it for a bit longer than anticipated.
Since neither of you can give us definite date when we won't need the rock any more how about we start taking care of it?
You know, just in case it's another 2,000 years before he shows up.
"[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said that she's just trying to save the planet. We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet -- we didn't need Nancy Pelosi to do that."
Then why is it that the religious-reich Republicans keep trying to crucify her?
...Oohh, wait, I get it- she's referring to the Buddha! But she should say 2,500 years. Ah well. 'Over two-THOOUSAAAAAND!' is good enough.
And his followers, who seem intent that he's gonna whisk 'em away any second, are more than intent on spitting all over their fine God's creation. All the while chanting that he wants them to, no less.
Wow, a statement worthy of Palin
Was it followed by something like:
Warning to all FSTDT readers
Never play the Sarah Palin drinking game*
*specifically the ones that have:
But after two millennia, he is still a no-show. We are going to have to do this ourselves, and without your participation.
Sorry, you won't be receiving your merit badge.
Batscat Shelly said this a decade ago.
A decade later, the weather here in Britain is so reminiscent of the Great Heatwave of '76, it's not funny.
Least of all to certain families in Greece right now.
A certain someone was right after all.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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