I'm very Blackcoat Jew on this. I say there should be no 'friendships' with those of the opposite sex.
Adultery doesn't begin with zippers and buttons coming undone. It starts with a conversation.
I call 'getting lunch' with some guy dead wrong. It's a date, it's disrespectful, and it looks bad.
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So...how do you propose people find members of the opposite sex to marry?
Oh, wait, you probably want the woman's father to decide who she marries.
And now I look like an idiot because I only skimmed the fundie idiocy, and didn't realize he was talking about people who were already married. Guess I need sleep x.x
Oh, so married people are supposed to live in a concrete cell with no contact of other people?
My father has many female friends who he eats lunch with on a regular basis, and he would never dream of cheating on my mother.
So you fail.
"I say there should be no 'friendships' with those of the opposite sex."
Just because you don't have any friends of any gender, you want to take it out on the rest of us?
youve never had sex, have you? and you never will, until you snap the fuck out of it, christhead.
How is having friends of the opposite sex adultery...? What if you're not in a relationship? What if you don't even date the opposite sex?
Or maybe ShannonWallace is just so sex-deprived that she'll fuck any guy that talks to her.
"I'm very Blackcoat Jew on this."
That sounds like an alcoholic drink. Blackcoat Jew.
"I call 'getting lunch' with some guy dead wrong."
Yes, demand that your wife only have affairs with lesbians.
Oh please. I have many male friends, including some I've slept with in the past and have no interest in doing so again. Some of them, I'd totally nail if they and I were single. A little self-control is a beautiful thing...and I'm not about to give up some of my most cherished friendships because it "looks bad" to someone else.
Oh, I don't know. My wife happens to be my best friend and we've gotten along just fine for 31 years.
I suggest you take a hold of yourself, ShannonWallace, and go get a life. A real one.
Step 1: Buy pants.
No, this is bullshit. You're a big girl, you can choose freely who to sleep with and who not to. Attraction is strong, but it's not a hurricane. "Oh, I want to fuck him" isn't the same as "dear God, I *need* to fuck him---wait, why are my pants on the ceiling?"
The scary thing is how easy these guys get married. Hell, I am fairly intelligent, and two thirds of tall, dark and handsome and I can't even get an appreciative drunken woman with questionable standards and massive character flaws/mental problems!
Yet these yahoos seem to have sex at the drop of a "Hey May! How's work been?".
That's just fucked up...
Other comments on that thread, including the OC, are equally disturbing...
"If I had a female "friend" and my wife didnt care enough to pitch a fit I would wonder of she even loved me. Afterall, we started as "friends" too...and look where it led."
I mean, wow... Really? But, then, Rapture Readians aren't people who have healthy realtionships with anything. I, too, wonder how these crazy people find anyone who will marry them...
Ya know, some of my best friends just happen to have a Y Chromosome. How the hell is it "adultery", if they're JUST MY FRIENDS?!
EDIT: "Christheads" has a nice ring to it, I think. I'mma steal that, kthxbai!
Yeah. In fact, make sure they aren't seen in public at all without their husband or male relative. No talking in public either -- people might get the wrong idea. In fact, to be safe, let's just keep them covered up all the time.
Wait a second, don't you belong to a different cult?
I have quite a few married friends of the opposite sex. Oftentimes, we'll even hug or exchange a randy joke or two. I just have no interest in dating them.
I'm bisexual. Should I just stare at the wall and not talk to anybody? (well, according to some fundies, just HAVING teh ghey is cause enough for damnation.)
'I say there should be no 'friendships' with those of the opposite sex.'
You obviously have no life, stupid bitch, and you think no one else should be allowed to have one, either.
'Adultery doesn't begin with zippers and buttons coming undone. It starts with a conversation.'
And how do you ever expect to find someone to marry? Or do you think that fathers should force their daughters to marry men of THEIR (father's) choosing? I'm guessing that's what happened to you so you think everyone else should be forced to do so as well.
'I call 'getting lunch' with some guy dead wrong. It's a date, it's disrespectful, and it looks bad.'
Go lock yourself in your stupid fundy church & shove your head up your pastor's ass. Don't tell me - or anyone else - how to live, how to talk, or how to find someone to marry. You obviously can't get any yourself, so like most fundies, you think no one else should be allowed to have any either. Get a life, stupid fundy!
Let me explain my marriage.
Husband:
Wife:
Neither one of us would be able to do our jobs if we didn't 'lunch' with the opposite sex.
Then again, if we were fundies, the husband would be working at some factory job, or McDonalds, and the wife would be at home with 15 rats grabbing at her apron.
I think Shannon's afraid hubby's having fun at work.
My cousin's first husband believed the same thing. Infact, he was so intense in this belief, that he sat in-between her and her DYING BROTHER!
Don't marry someone if you can't trust them.
Before retirement, when I was in the business world, I managed to have lunch with women without enjoying "dessert." It wasn't fair. I mean I know they lusted. But, geez, I had work to do.
I have quite many friends who are opposite sex, you know and most of them are dating or engaged.
WHY THE FUCKING FUCK I SHOULD HIT A FRIEND?
@Antichrist: That sounds like my parents. My dad's a doctor and he has to deal with female nurses, female secretaries, and female patients on a daily basis. My mom's an administrative assistant and most of her co-workers are men. Yet somehow, they're still faithfully married to one another and have absolutely no interest in mixing business with pleasure.
ShannonWallace, you are an idiot. Healthy marriages have a little thing called trust. There are such things as purely platonic relationships. Just because you have zero social skills doesn't mean that everyone else does. Get a life.
I'm a married Jew. Both my wife and I have friends of the opposite sex. I've yet to commit adultery, and am as close as possible 100% sure my wife hasn't either, and find it extremely unlikely either of us ever will, so maybe it's only you fundie retards that have this problem.
Ok, so I'm not married. But anyway, if having a conversation means sex, my life is one big orgy, since 80% of my friends are male and I'm a heterosexual girl.
Whereas I, a godless, lust-crazed homosexual, have many male friends whom I have no problem keeping my hands off of.
Are you saying that a gay has better control over himself than you do?
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