Look at the composition difference between me and a pile of mud. We're probably about 99% similar. Did I 'evolve' from mud? Does that mean a few million years ago, mud started mutating and it formed organs and limbs and walked upright? Do you know how ludicrous you "evolutionists" sound?
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A being that I cannot see, hear, touch fell or smell created the universe and all life within it!
...According to your fantasies, women came from your rib cage.
"Did I 'evolve' from mud?"
Jeebus says you did. However, your composition to mud is not similar at all. Unless you are talking about elements only rather than molecules, which would be profoundly idiotic. So, par for the course from creationist rabble.
The sheer irony is that Raptor hasn't read their silly Bible well enough to know that in the creation myth, man actually was sculpted from earth (or clay, depending on the particular version. It isn't even internally consistent). Irony fail. Or win.
You're awfully similar in chemistry to a ham sandwich, Raptor; This does not however automatically dictate you were spawned from pork (Though actually, I've seen what usually trundles out of the more extreme sect's doors, and it's awfully pork shaped, despite being human), nor does your terribly erected straw man actually make you anything more than a fool grasping at straws. It is amusing, though. Keep trying.
Reminds me of two things; 1) "Heap" from MAD Magazine around 1957, a being who materialized from the garbage at a dump and became ambulatory, and 2) "Slithis", a low budget movie monster in a rubber Godzilla suit spawned of the fetid water in the canals at Venice Beach, around 1979.
Oh, yeah, fundies. Silly me.
Ah ha. Ah ha ha ha ha. Ha!
99% similar to mud? Speak for thyself!
Also... Something niggling at the back of my head...
"the LORD God formed the man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being."
Ah.
YOU might be 99 % similar to a pile of mud, but the rest of us are not. We're about 98 % similar to chimpanzees and bonobos, about 97 % similar to gorillas, and something like 95 % similar to orangutans and gibbons.
A few million years ago (4-6 to be specific) humans and chimpanzees split into two different branches. billion years ago, stupid.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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