'Atheism is a denial of a god.'
'Therefore It Is A Religious Position,' 'Indeed, A True Atheist Thinks Of The Gods Constantly, Albeit In Terms of Denial. Therefore, Atheism Is A Form Of Belief. If The Atheist Truly Did Not Believe, He Or She Would Not Bother To Deny.'
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Oh yes... what an intelligent person you are. Capitalising every word makes you seem so intelligent. Atheism must be a religious person, as it has no god and no spiritual value whatsoever. Want to join my religion? It's called, democracy.[/sarcasm]
So a x-tian who is constantly worried about atheists, mormons, buddists, muslims, etc going to hell means that they believe in them as well, otherwise they wouldn't think about them. If you believe that atheism is a form of belief then you are an atheist. If you deny it then you are admitting that you believe it.
Fuck you people are dense.
Argument Ad Pratchett quote isn't a logical fallacy per se, but taking the word of a fictional character in a fictional world where theology is a research science hardly has any bearing on reality, now does it?
It's also a non sequitor AND a no true scotsman fallacy.
It also fails to consider that the only one reason has to deny is the nutters who claim.
"'A-UFOism is a denial of UFOs.'
'Therefore It Is A UFOist Position,' 'Indeed, A True A-UFOist Thinks Of UFOs Constantly, Albeit In Terms of Denial. Therefore, A-UFOism Is A Form Of [belief in UFOs]. If The A-UFOist Truly Did Not Believe, He Or She Would Not Bother To Deny.'"
Aside from the word changes, and the one edit for clarity, that's the same train of thought. It does not follow.
I'm constantly thinking of the Gods because I'm an atheist?
Hello no, I have way too much things to do, to be thinking of god all the time. Having fun for one, but also work, studying, etc take precedence over thinking of god. In fact i think it's waaaaay down on my list of priorities....
Yes, often when I fail to reject the null hypothesis, I obsess over it. I remember one time, a decade or so ago, I had calculated a p-value of... *trailing off as I reminisce*
To MKB: Atheism is a LACK of belief, not a form of one. It is the null hypothesis, to use statistical parlance. If religious people never talked about their 'wonderful' gawd I would never so much as think of a nonexistent sky dude. Can the lack of even the inkling of a thought about something at all be considered a belief? Don't start believing this anti-atheist drivel that atheism is a belief please.
Argueing by a quote from a universe where the gods are scientifically testable, active, and the libraries need to have copper roofs to deal with the thunderbolts hardly applies to a world in which God is neither scientifically testable, nor very active in their interactions with humans.
Atheism is, in a way, a religious position. It is an assertion that God and/or gods do not exist. Therefore, in a secular free tolerant society, atheism should not be taught or promoted with public funds, in the same way that the various forms of theism should not be taught or promoted with public funds. It is just as wrong to teach in public schools that there is no god than it is to teach that there is a god.
That is what I think Lorenzo De La Cruz was perhaps trying to say. Too bad his moronic religion made it impossible for him.
You all have missed the point.
1) It is a quote from a Discworld novel, so it shouldn't be here in the first place.
2) Atheism IS a religious position. The rest of the point I don't agree with, but it is a position. It's not a religion, but it is a position of opinion and belief on religion. So the first sentence (which most of you are complaining about) is actually correct!
Greg, my problem is not with the first sentence. My problem with this quote is that atheism is not, as the poster says, a form of belief. There are many things I could deny, like the existence of Russell's teapot in space, but does that make it belief? Such a definition makes belief meaningless. But you are right in that atheism is a position on religion, but it is hardly a belief.
Most atheists I know don't go around screaming, "I'M AN ATHEIST, GUYS! I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOUR GOD! I DENY HIM TIMES A MILLION! REALLY!" They usually only say something about being an atheist when the conversation is relevant, or they're asked directly what their religion/belief is. What would you have them do, just shrug?
Complete context - this is Dorfl the ceramic golem/atheist, after being pelted by a lightning bolt (but no thunder, you have to contract out for the thundering). He is trying to get away from a bunch of high priests wanting to smash him because golems shouldn't talk, and back to the work of policing the city.
And as he lumbers away he says "On My Off Hours I Will Gladly Debate With The Priest Of The Most Worthy God", and a scrum breaks out behind him. It's brilliant.
--GF
Amusingly enough, Niali, that's another thing that applies in the world of Discworld.
Maybe Lorenzo thinks we are on the disc. Quick! Someone ask him what the shape of the world is...
Wait, that might not work, he might be a pre-reformation omnian...
Perhaps it's worth adding a note that the capitalisation is a result of it being a Pratchett quote, and not some weird fundie "look at my post!" tactic.
Dorfl really is a good character, though:
"But the gods plainly do exist," said a priest.
"It Is Not Evident."
A bolt of lightning lanced through the clouds and hit Dorfl's helmet. There was a sheet of flame and then a trickling noise. Dorfl's molten armour formed puddles around his white-hot feet.
"I Don't Call That Much Of An Argument," said Dorfl calmly, from somewhere in the clouds of smoke.
"'xtianity is a denial of a sex for enjoyment.'
'Therefore It Is A Religious Position (like missionary or doggy?),' 'Indeed, A True xtian Thinks Of Sex for Enjoyment Constantly, Albeit In Terms of Denial. Therefore, xtianity Is A Form Of Belief. If The xtian Truly Did Not Believe, He Or She Would Not Bother To Deny Sex for Enjoyment.'"
There. Now we have a true statment.
I counter with another Pratchett quote, this one from Eric :
"The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if they don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot missionaries on sight."
It's been said, but it's a quote from famous British satirist and ATHEIST Terry Pratchett.Funny, not fundie.
Besides, Dorfl just said it so he could swear his oath of office by 'a self-created ethical and moral system in the absence of any provable deity'.
Confused?
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