Holding hands; putting your arm around each other; hugging; etc. All touching should be avoided. If separated, clean, God loving teens don't avoid touching each other, they will have to try to avoid fornication!
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If they were taught the proper ways to protect themselves and each other from pregnancy and disease, then they would not have to fight their natural biological urges.
Besides, I would prefer to have some practice before marriage, and would prefer if my wife knew what she was doing as well. What is the point of waiting all that time to have sex if you get to the wedding night and you realise that the two of you are completely sexually incompatible?
Awww, come on, it's not like teens can be cuddly without having sex. Besides, I hug my little sister and my mother, and I don't have sex with them- it's just simple affection. Since when was puppy love among teens something to worry about? :S
Slaanesh is one Chaos God these people definitely do not worship.
Sadly, the same is not true of Khorne and Nurgle.
That's right...holding hands is gateway intimacy, that inevitably leads to all sorts of foul acts that are unbecoming to the invisible, intangible Lord who art presumably in Heaven, assuming it exists. I mean, it's not like we need to procreate or anything by his command...
*Don't touch others.
*Don't touch yourself.
*Don't think about touching others.
*Don't think about touching yourself.
*When we give you the all clear to start touching others, don't think about touching others while you're doing it.
*There will never be an all clear for touching yourself so don't bother getting your hopes up Missy.
*But above all, have fun!
Ain't love grand?
Touch is about more than sex, you dumbass, it's also a way of expressing love and affection and general care for a person. When my hand brushes my lover's face, and I kiss her on the forehead, it means that I stand by her and I support her in everything.
When my hand brushes somewhere else, that means we're gonna fuck.
Your children's pituitaries are going to explode, and if they make it to adulthood they won't have learned basic and natural expressions of human socialzing because you've trained them touching = sin = death.
Try educating and trusting them for once.
All right. Except me and my partner (we forego classic couple terms like "boyfriend"/"girlfriend") don't have a drop of sex drive between us. Neither of us wants to have sex, ever. So I assume we're okay to touch, then. (If we weren't 6000 miles apart, I mean.)
Then they might actually breed themselves to death.
Nah they won't. If the girls get preganant all you do is lock her in a room for 9 months then put the baby up for adoption or even abort (hey, she's going to hell anyway). And the by, well boys will be boys!
(That was sarcasm if you don't know)
You know, I went to a Christian high school (well, okay, it's a Catholic school, so I suppose that's not Christian to many fundies), and on one particular retreat, the students (myself included) hugged each other as a sign of friendship. I think I'd have remembered if we'd had a wild orgy afterwards.
"Truth4Teens", physical contact == fornication?
Is this some kind of Teens4Christ bootleg? A rebrand? I was quite sure, reading it, that this was a BroRandy quote until I noticed the name and the url.
If what you say were true, I would have fornicated million and million of times with my parents, my doctors, my neighbours, my siblings, my friends...................
Having avoided touching all through courtship, the couple is suddenly expected to jump all the way to intercourse with no gradual preparation.
Sounds like the makings of an abysmal sex life.
Again, thinking no person has control of themselves.
I had boyfriends from the age of 14. One that I was with from the ages of 16 until 19. I didn't have sex with anyone until I was 21. How did I manage to hold hands, kiss, touch, etc. for SIX years without fornicating? How did I manage to control myself?
How do my husband and I manage to be together, in the same house every single day, and not fornicate every waking second?
Just because you can't control your urges doesn't mean the rest of the world can't.
The links on that site:
"Supernatural Phenomenon"
Immediately below it:
"Voices in Your Head"
These people are fucking crazy, or they don't realise they've overdosed on irony. Also, the actual site reads like some fucktarded 11 year olds Bebo page and would make a high school web design student cry.
Sasha wrote:
"Normal people can touch each other without immediately wanting to fuck."
To be honest, when I was in high school, every single girl I touched I wanted to fuck.
But then again, that was because I never actually got to.
Truth4Teens and Truth-4-Teens sem to be having a competition to see which one can bugger up a teen's understanding of sex and sexual relationships.
Both are asking the impossible (no touching at all), and both are laying on a major guilt trip.
No wonder the litle darlings go off the rails in due course
" If separated, clean, God loving teens don't avoid touching each other, they will have to try to avoid fornication! "
Just because I tap a guy on the shoulder does not mean I'm going to fuck them.
"...they will have to try to avoid fornication!"
And if they can't, they should eschew birth control, refuse abortion, join together in loveless shotgun marriages and live out the rest of their lives in pious poverty and misery.
Sorry, the above things don't make babies. Otherwise, I'd been Lucile Ball in mine, yours, ours LONG ago.
I am a seventeen-year-old pansexual girl with a close male friend whom I frequently touch -- hugs, back-pats, tickle-fights, etc. -- but, mystifyingly, I have no desire to fornicate with him.
I do, however, want to fornicate with several fictional characters whom I've never touched ('cause they're, y'know, *fictional*). Unfortunate, isn't it?
Confused?
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