(Madonna and Britney's onstage kiss was actually a satanic ritual...what isn't these days?)
Madonna is into Kabbalah...and from what i have read, it is more of a Satanic cult.
Her and Britney also did a Satanic ritual on stage at some award show. Many people don't realize what they were doing tho...but i did some research on it.
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"from what i have read" yeah, well, if you go about only reading stuff which you know in advance is going to agree with your mad little fantasies...
'Research' =/= guessing/being slightly grossed out.
Yeah! True. And did you know, at Bamy's inauguration their expecting for more than 666 people to be present. That's got to be more than a coincidence. The population of Sydney (Australia) once stood at 666, come on, be fair. A woman in Kansas said Bamy! Bamy! Bamy! 222 times and disappeared in a puff of smoke. Talk about creepy. Also, have you heard, there is a cult in America that are believed to have supernatural asses that go whoosh! and then they can fly. True! I swear it.
Kabbalah is Jewish mysticism, which was incorporated into medieval and modern occultism. It has nothing to do with satanism. Well, everything to you guys is satanic. And "the kiss" was a satanic ritual? And you did some research on it? Please bitch, shut your cock-hole.
"...but i did some research on it."
Oh, I bet you did over and over and over again. fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap.
"Many people don't realize what they were doing tho...but i did some research on it."
Translated from Fundieish:
"Many people don't realize what they were doing tho... but i made up bullshit about it,"
Kabbalah is a form of Jewish mysticism. It's beloved of the A-list for "look at me, I'm so unconventional" value, and by Japanese video game and anime writers for "What Do You Mean It's Not Symbolic " value, but is actually quite interesting in its own right. I don't think Satan is involved, because he's not exactly a major player in Jewish theology. (Or most Christian theology, for that matter - it's mostly fundies who seem to put him as the direct equal and opposite of God.)
Madonna was hot as balls back in '84, and Britney was hawwwt in '02.
I would have thrown it in them both.
Her and Britney also did a Satanic ritual on stage at some award show. Many people don't realize what they were doing tho...but i did some research on it.
It's called pandering to the typical male arousal when two attractive women get it on. And yeah, I imagine you did some research on that.
One: Kissing? NOT SATANIC. Homosexual kissing? STILL NOT SATANIC.
Two: Evidence of "mocking the crucifixion", plz. (And more than, "OHNOEZ!!! She haz a CROSS as part of the STAGE SET!!!!")
Three: "Cult Member" T-shirts are SOCIAL COMMENTARY, and it was probably a snarky-but-tongue-in-cheek response to idiots going, "OMG KABBALAH IS A KULT!!!!" (In other words, it doesn't MEAN a damn thing!)
Four: Do you even know what Kabbalah is? Didn't think so. From WIKI:
Also known as Quabala According to the Zohar, generally considered the foremost kabbalistic text, Torah study uses four levels (PaRDeS) of interpretation (exegesis) of its text:[2]
* Peshat (lit. "simple")the direct meaning.")the allegoric meaning (through allusion).
Kabbalah is considered, by its followers, as a necessary part of the study of Torah the study of Torah (the Law of God) being an inherent duty of observant Jews.[3] Kabbalah teaches doctrines that are accepted by some Jews as the true meaning of Judaism while other Jews have rejected these doctrines as heretical and antithetical to Judaism.
That was traditional Jewish Kabbalah; there is also Christian Kabbalah, Hermetic Qabalah, and Practical Kabbalah.
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