Science is a fraud!!! the Bible is 100% truth
The dictionary describes science as "a branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of facts or truths systematically arranged and showing the operation of general laws"
I define it as "a desparate ploy to discredit the Bible." I ask all unbelievers, "why, why does everything have to be proved!" Can't something just happen without us needing to "see" solid proof before we believe it. We're supposed to lead by faith. Is it such a hard thing to do. Even Thomas, upon seeing Jesus for the first time after being resurrected, didn't believe till he placed his hand and fingers in His wounds.
The biggest thing I can think of right now, that not even scientists can explain, is when dinosaurs lived. 65 million years ago. Not even close. Genesis says that the Earth started being created 5 days before man was created. Beasts of the Earth and man were made on the same day. Dinosaurs would seem to fit in there somewhere, hmmm? "But the layers of the Earths crust have formed over millions of years?". You don't say?. Maybe, just maybe, God intended to make it that way to confuse people. His way of saying "Live by faith, or live by proof." It's not that hard to imagine that dinosaurs and man lived cohesively. But after sin entered the world, they started to turn on humans. God knew it wouldn't turn out good for humans, and eliminated them. If he could do anything, why not that. Just look at the tribulation. His way of getting us to turn to Him and rid the world of evil (at least for 1000 years.) You know the rest. Anyone needing a quick pick me up-Jn.20:29. Hopefully my little rant isn't off the deep end. There's plenty relavinces out there, and are very easy to spot, if you look right. Anything to discredit where the real credit should go too!
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This rant isn't just off the deep end humblesheep, you broke through the bottom of the pool and just kept on going. "God knew it wouldn't turn out good for humans, and eliminated them". Well your 'all-knowing' God is apparently aware of all sorts of things aren't good for humans, but doesn't really seem to give a flying rat's ass. How the hell are dinosaurs more of a threat to humankind than say, nuclear war, cancer, AIDS, or nutjob fundies? But no, obviously he's more worried about the dinosaurs. 'Oh noez! Teh dinoz! *Smite Smite*. There! I guess my job here is done. Later fags!'
Quite a wonderful little God you have yourself believing in.
Dr. Cox said it best
WRONG! YOU'RE WRONG! YOU'RE WRONG!
Science has never been about disproving religion. It just so happens that the more we discover about the world the more obvious it becomes that religion is sheer nonsense upon stilts. It's not a conspiracy it's just that religion was made up by a lot of primitives that didn't know about the world. Now that we know about the world it's easy to see that they were wrong. Which isn't their fault as they didn't know any better.
It's amusing when fundies use biblical arguments and assertions against atheists.
Not one single argument in the text, only a big heap of Wrong.
Auggghhthepainofstupidityaagh!!!!
my. brain... so. much. hurt.
soul. crushed...
HOW?
I am just not able to fathom how people are capable of this level of non-thinking!
now if I could just get my head to stop reeling and my faith-in-humanity index over -500, I might be able to stop thinking about how to rid the world of this idiot in as bloody, slow and painful a manner as possible...
On second though, however, I don't think I will be able to do so. Too much FAIL has been said about the beauty of science.
Once again a desperate fundie, in an attempt to discredit scientific fact, is too stupid to realize that in explaining away the existence of fossils older than the Biblical time chart by having "God put them there as a test", he is destroying his own religion by turning his "perfectly good" God into a liar and deceiver. Evolution is in no way as big a threat to their religion as what these dolts suggest!
The Bible is 100% truth?
Er ... pi = 3? YOU LOSE.
Maybe, just maybe, your post there is as much an insult to God as it is an insult to science. Dr. Cox is right, right, right, right.
When you get cancer, where ya gonna go? To a hospital where they use 100% science? Or to your church where you can *pray the cancer away*?
Perfect example of natural selection. Just hope this guy doesn't have any children.
/*Hopefully my little rant isn't off the deep end.*/
Unfortunately, it is.
The bible is the only "proof" for all the points, and we all know how much of the bible is fiction. So go fuck yourself.
At least you admit that you believe in spite of the evidence, but you do realize, of course, that believers in other religions do the same.
Also, as for whether God lies, it depends on which verses of the Bible you believe. Some say that he doesn't, while others say that he sometimes does, at least by proxy.
considering what we do to 'chariots' made of much sturdier stuff than iron nowadays, we've already surpassed your little gawd if the bible's 100% true.
mind you your decimal point's a little far to the right...
His way of saying "Live by faith, or live by proof."
I'll take the latter, thank you very much. Now why don't you be a good little sheep and go frolic with your lion pal after taking your BBQ-sauce shower?
Maybe, just maybe, God intended to make it that way to confuse people.
He sounds like a Pastafarian - the Flying Spaghetti Monster put fossils in the earth to keep scientists entertained.
Big ol' dinos chomping on teh fundies for fuds? God no like and kil dem dinos? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!1!1!!1111
Where in the Bible, or the old book lil' kids wefer to when they pray in their bed? was this mentioned? And also, people are divided into two categories, skeptical and gullible. The skeptical require evidence in order to be convinced, while the gullible just require an old book to look at and dream about paradise. Yes, I'm pointing at you.
Maybe, just maybe, God intended to make it that way to confuse people.
If god deliberately confuses people, how can the fundies be sure that the bible and christianity itself are not just other little tricks that this devious diety invented to cause confusion?
Maybe it was this god's way of separating the gullible from the rational, and the latter will be rewarded for using their intelligence while the former who failed to grow and wasted their potential will just be allowed to die and rot. Makes a whole lot more sense than the fundy alternative.
"Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith. - I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. [...] Am I the only one who is bothered by the idea that God is fucking with our heads???? - Bill Hicks.
I think no one said it better.
I ask all unbelievers, "why, why does everything have to be proved!" Can't something just happen without us needing to "see" solid proof before we believe it. We're supposed to lead by faith. Is it such a hard thing to do. Even Thomas, upon seeing Jesus for the first time after being resurrected, didn't believe till he placed his hand and fingers in His wounds.
Dude, I hate to piss on your bonfire (actually, who am I kidding? It's fun and I love it!), but that passage does not in any way resemble a condemnation of demanding proof.
@Puck. Nice!
So sheepie, god made mistakes and lied to us, and the only way he can "save" us is to have a third of humanity killed in plagues and animal attacks while the anti-christ and the false prophet rule the world?
Couldn't he just throw a big party with ice-cream cake? NO? Well, your god sounds like an asshole.
As for you, the definition in the dictionary is NOT up for debate. What is there is right and you are wrong. This further illustrates your aversion to reality and your sad attempts to reconcile every scrap of the babble. It's wrong. Deal with it. The earth is older than 6000 years, and dinosaurs didn't co-exist with man. You are the one who seems desperate.
Another classic demonstration of the truism that whenever fundies open their mouths (or post on the net) what emerges resembles the product of an entirely different orifice.
Actually, if I was a sheep, I'd regard this guy as an insult to my intelligence. There are prokaryotes that could beat this guy in an IQ test.
Anyone else here thinking that the only 'proof' this guy has ever expressed interest in is the label on a bottle of Southern Comfort?
Mandie wrote:
The Bible is 100% truth?
Er ... pi = 3? YOU LOSE.
*sigh* ... not this again.
The Bible does NOT say that pi = 3.
The Bible says that one particularly large cast-bronze basin measures 10 cubits in diameter and 30 cubits in circumference.
BOTH of those figures were rounded off to the nearest whole number. If the circumference was really 30.3 cubits, the diameter would have really been 9.644789551 cubits -- exactly a factor of pi difference between them, and still rounding to 30 and 10 respectively.
There are PLENTY of places where the Bible fails the reality check. But this is not one of them.
"Even Thomas, upon seeing Jesus for the first time after being resurrected, didn't believe till he placed his hand and fingers in His wounds."
Um, how does that help your argument? Go Thomas!
tracer - I rather think that the bible fails a reality check when one contemplates the possibility of a wooden vessel (Noah's ark) that is 450 feet long. Using reasonably modern technology, the largest wooden ships ever build were no larger than 340 feet long by 60 feet wide (see here ) and even these were prone to structural failure.
Unless, of course, 'the wood of the gopher tree' = rolled steel plate.
"Sheep" says it all about the author of this post.
And your little rant isn't "off the deep end" -- hon, your rant is halfway out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean during a typhoon and it's 30,000 feet down to the bottom of the ocean floor!
So, even if everything in the Bible can and is discredited, you'll ignore all evidence to the contrary?
Where I come from we call people like you sheeple.
Congratulations, you're a true fundy!
"why, why does everything have to be proved!" Can't something just happen without us needing to "see" solid proof before we believe it. We're supposed to lead by faith. Is it such a hard thing to do."
You're absolutely right. By the way I think it's about time I admitted this ... I'm God. Remember, no asking for evidence.
"Genesis says that the Earth started being created 5 days before man was created. Beasts of the Earth and man were made on the same day. Dinosaurs would seem to fit in there somewhere, hmmm? "But the layers of the Earths crust have formed over millions of years?". You don't say?. Maybe, just maybe, God intended to make it that way to confuse people."
So your God is a manipulative liar. Way to sell him!
Man, this God guy, his fan club is bad, but is PR department is the WORST!
Ah, the clueless, bubbly, well-meaning "I hope my little rant isn't of the deep end! Tee hee lol!" It is in the Marianas Trench.
Thomas turned out OK...he founded the Coptic church, the Syrian church, and the Indian church...all on his own!
Unfortunately, these were overwhelmed by the Saulist Roman religion.
Because, when people follow solely by faith and do not demand justification, reason, or proof, they can commit any atrocity asked of them.
We need proof, reason and intelligence because we need to make sure that what we do is right .
We often hear that a little in abundance is a lot. Well, that can be a little material wealth, or it can be a little good, or a little evil.
A few hundred thousand people saying, "oh, I'll just do what the leader told me. I have faith in him" is the Holocaust.
Godwin. I lose.
<Science is a fraud!!! the Bible is 100% truth >
You know, if the bible was 100% truth it would actually be science, right?
Oh the stupidity in that statement, followed by a paragraph or two of garbage. Confusing people is deception. Why is a god who lies to us worthy of worship? Your god is willing to torture and create disaster in an attempt to gain more followers and lure them away from the lake of fire he created. That's not love, that's sadism and extreme narcissism.
Yeah, you went off the deep end and then some.
"Science is a fraud!!! the Bible is 100% truth"
Okay. In that case, build for me a wheel using the Biblical mathematical model of Pi = exactly 3*:
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If you can't do that which even your God can't , then...
I love the smell of annihilated arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.
*- Pi being = 3.141592653589793238462 was something the pre-Bible ancient Greek mathematicians knew about. But not your 'God' eh, Ruptured Retards?
Ergo, Pythagoras >>>>> God. QED.
You've got to be one of the dumbest people alive. Science was never intended to discredit the Bible, but to explain how things happen besides just saying Goddidit, which is what morons like you do.
"I ask all unbelievers, "why, why does everything have to be proved!" Can't something just happen without us needing to "see" solid proof before we believe it"
No, because if we believed in something without proof it would make us look like delusional idiots.
By the way, if your faith in God is so small that scientific evidence destroys it, you're not much of a Christian.
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