Question 1 - Why wont God heal amputees?
My answer - He DOES! I have witnessed a mans leg growing out before my eyes as the power of God healed him. Another man we know had his feet amputated from an accident. The Lord spoke to him and told him to go into the shoe store and pick out a pair of shoes...........any size. He did. The Lord then told him to put his stumps into the shoes and as he did, new feet grew into the shoes. God is indeed a miracle worker, He DOES heal amputees, so this question is a moot point.
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^^ That was my head repeatedly hitting my keyboard out of frustration. You are an idiot. Moot point.
[ I have witnessed a mans leg growing out before my eyes as the power of God healed him. ]
Sorry hun, Father Anderson from Hellsing doesn't count.
That's nothing. I once saw a pygmy start floating in the air, then all his limbs turned into little cacti as he shot flaming balls of embalming fluid out of his mouth, splattering against a giant wall made of pork chops. FACT. God made him do it.
Um, we were talking about Homo sapiens, not the Lizard Men From Planet Q that infest your head.
Edit: arcturus, how do you know they were pork chops?
Liar, liar - pants on fire!
Hell is waiting, I hear your favorite anti-hero, Satan, is keeping the flame burning and is fueling the fire with Retard Ready morons waiting for your arrival!
So, the easiest way for your omnipotent (read: all-powerful, able to do anything) god is to slowly regrow those missing limbs (most likely painfully), rather than just poof them back instantly?
HolinessPK, what you saw was called a "stage magician's trick." The man's leg was never missing in the first place, he just kept part of it hidden and did tricks to make it look like it was "growing out".
There's Lying for Jesus... and then there is just this complete and utter Bullshit, of which distinctly reeks of desperation!
HolinessPK, you just so want it to be true don't you. Didn't your pary warys not tell you that lyee wyee's are very naughty. (sorry I have no idea how to spell baby talk)
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Damn!! You fundies make me want to SMASH MY COMPUTER!!!
I wonder though if I smash it, would God fix it? Probably not, LOL!
Massive evidence from credible sources FCUKING NEEDED or you are just another liar for Christ.
Also notice the lack of specifics. 2 men mentioned with no names, ages, locations, or location of the shoe store. The lack of specifics SCREAMS that you pulled this shit right out of your ass.
Yeah, but Haruhi can do it faster and more humorously.
Oh, I'm sorry. Were you being serious? I couldn't tell.
Gotta give this guy bonus points for actually saying "moot point", rather than "mute point", which I see everywhere and drives me bananas.
The rest is, I strongly suspect, lies.
You wouldn't happen to have taken pictures or video of this, would you?
No?
Well, then I call bullshit.
When I accuse fundies of lying, I can use this post as proof positive of my assertion. See fundies, you are liars.
I know fundies are mental as well. But they are mental liars.
Yeah lying for Jesus isn't a sin. Now just go out and kill all those evil 'evolutionists' and you will be God's favorite, because killing for Jesus isn't a sin either, and from the Bible neither is rape, genocide, torture, etc as long as it's for JESUS.
Oh and tell us again how atheists have no morals.
So, why wasn't this on the news?
I mean, gee, the folks in the Bible were better at vetting the miracles than this. I mean, how many people did they get to verify the one guy had been born blind before Jesus cured him?
No, God does not heal HUMAN amputees.
But he does heal starfish, lizard and worm amputees.
Shit, I just laughed my ass off. Does this mean if I pray hard to sky daddy, and throw on some Levis, it'll grow back?
Where and when did this take place?
What was the name of the supposedly healed amputee?
What are the names of some of the other people who witnessed this miraculous event?
Why has no one ever revealed this publically? After all it would be by and far the best PR that christianity could ever get.
Since you don't (And I highly doubt that you could) provide any of that information then I have no choice to assume that you are just another in a long line of fundies that is Lying for Jesus(TM). Do you honestly think that lying through your teeth is going to make non believers convert? What good is someones faith if it is based on lies?
Dr Who did it! his hand grew back I saw it in TV , but he was still in a regeneration phase.
Dr Who is a documentary isn't it ?
How did he go to a shoe store if he had no feet?
And secondly...
Do it again. I will cut your legs off and see if they grow back. Since I will be doing it, it won't be your fault and so you are not the one testing God you are the one who is faithful.
ASHES TO ASHES, DUST TO DUST
WE ARE NOTHING BUT DUST, AND TO THE DUST WE SHALL RETURN
AMEN!
I love that God Almighty was like "pick shoes - any size you want, baby!"
Also, obvious bullshit is bullshit
Ah, this argument is more commonly known as "Argumentum ad Fecum Fabricatum".
Better known as 'Making Shit Up'.
And I saw Sonic the Hedgehog working out some convoluted confusion involving the "Iblis Trigger" and some princess who wanted to bome him in 2006 before my very eyes, in real life, and not in a shitty PS3 game. (This is a metaphor. I have never owned Sonic '06. I've seen footage. Great ghost of Caesar, I've seen footage.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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