bill brasky #racist

bill brasky #racist niggermania.net

As the title states, I almost ran over a nigger yesterday evening. I took the day off yesterday (as mentioned in another thread I have been working a ton of overtime). And I made an eye doctor appointment.

The appointment was late afternoon. The doctor dialated my eyes after asking me if it was okay to do so. Not knowing any better, I'm like, "sure...do whatever you gotta do." Also, it didn't help that she was cute as a button and I would have done anything she asked! (Aren't human women beautiful?)

Anyway, it was dusk when I drove home. The oncoming headlights were blinding me and things were blurry a little since my pupils were wide open! As I was turning left at a traffic light, I could not for the life of me see that nigga shuckin' and jivin' its way across the street.

Of course, it's after dusk, the spook's skin is darker than the devil's soul, it's wearing a black hoodie, black pants and no reflective gear. Heck, I don't even think it had those flashy, ugly expensive sneakuhs on...they usually have reflective stuff on them. It reminded me of that old SNL skit with Dan Akroyd -- Irwin Mainway -- and the child's Halloween costume called "invisible pedestrian". (An all-black costume to go trick-or-treating at night).

I barely missed it. And it was pretty funny because it walked faster after that! I didn't get to see if I was "racist" or a "mutha-fuckuh" or whatever, lol. Why are they so stupid?

12 comments

old comment by Churchy LaFemme

Any responsible eye doctor would have warned you that you shouldn't drive with your eyes dilated. When she asked you if it was OK to dilate your eyes, you should have asked what effects there would be. So you drove home at dusk with blurry vision and were damned lucky you didn't hit and injure or kill someone. If you had, your insurance company might have denied coverage, since you were driving impaired as they should have. Yes, a pedestrian not wearing reflective or light clothing at night bears part of the blame, but you admit that your vision was blurry, the lights were blinding you, and you couldn't see a pedestrian. You're an idiot!!

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Passerby

Jesus fuck. Last time I had my eyes dilated I was specifically warned before even getting there that I should not drive and make other arrangements to get to and from the optometrist. And this was broad daylight! So while there is a bit of negligence on the doctor's part it pales in comparison to your own. You were driving at night with compromised vision during a time when every man, woman, child, and domesticated fucking animal knows there are going to be a lot of trick or treating kids and drunk adults about the streets. And from the sounds of it this took place at a damn light in a fucking crosswalk where the pedestrian had the right of way!

No. Fuck you. A complete idiot would have known better. You act like a guy doing nothing wrong and obeying all the rules in sharp contrast to yourself that you almost killed with your fucking stupidity is the asshole in this situation? And speaking of unforgivable idiocy what in the goddamned shit is this "shucking and jiving" bullshit you racist fuckwits keep going on about? Previously I had assumed it to mean exaggerated hand movements and jive talking because that's what those two words might infer but you're talking about someone walking down the damned street! Is it just basically existing you're talking about? Because Jesus tittyfucking Christ if you imbeciles are going to invent fucking slang for everything more infuriatingly nonsensical than real ebonics I swear I will break somebody's kneecaps! So you're a racist, and idiot, and a negligent driver who fled from the scene of a near miss because you were behind the wheel when no sensible man would be. Fuck you and may the toilet paper that is sure to decorate your house have been used first.

old comment by Passerby

@ Wayte

That's a point that gets more meaningful - and disturbing - the more you think about it.

@ Doubting Thomas

When your pupils are dilated it badly increases sensitivity to light and it is incredibly difficult to focus on objects, especially if they're moving as in some cases they will appear as a blur. It can take longer to process and react to objects moving into your field of view. Sudden flashes or changes in lighting have a dramatically amplified effect and can blind you for extended periods until your eyes return to normal. Even the increased strain on the eyes can cause sudden fatigue and impaired judgement. Now when you're driving and everything is moving in your field of vision quick reactions mean the difference between life and death and bright changing lights are everywhere so how badly do you think that potentially can go for you?