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In my new studies into the question of origins, I came across so many things that were confusing to the evolutionary scientists, such as “older” aged rock layers being on top of the “younger” layers. They couldn’t explain it easily, but creationist research could.
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"older rocks over younger rocks"
It's called faulting, love (or folding, or intrusions... etc), and it is explained quite easily. In fact, a peek into a child's geology book could explain this.
Have fun failing geology!
"They couldn’t explain it easily, but creationist research could."
By "explaining" he means making up something unfalsefiable or by saying "Godditt".
it's easier than that even, have you forgotten "It was in God's plan"?
everything is in his plan. Adam and Eve eating the apple. countless disobedience from his people throughout the bible. mass murdering dickheads.
Hell, shouldn't my complete and utter lack of faith in "Him" be in his plan too?
@Chinook: I think the idea of looking in any kind of geology book would be a foreign concept for Cindy.
BTW: Dear Cindy, what does geology have to do with evolution?
They couldn’t explain it easily, but creationist research could.
Goodness, could it really? Oh that would be super. I wonder what what conclusions they will draw? Heeeeey, waitaminute! You're going to put some kind of religious spin on the answer, aren't you? I should have known!
Poor baby, couldn't understand the big words in science class
Creationist research is a bunch of bullshit artists sitting around saying, well how are we going to use the bible to explain this?
Drop out, go work at McDonalds, I think it's the best you'll get. Unless you're cute, in that case snag yourself a man and 'submit to him utterly'.
Given: Plate Tectonics.
Now if yo want a fun experiment to try at home, take a deck of cards and divide it in two piles. These represent two different geologic plates, each with their own strata of rocks (the cards). Now, push them together. Don't riffle shuffle them or anything fancy, just push them together.
If even one card from higher in the stack ends up below a card that was below it, or upside down, then we win.
"“older” aged rock layers being on top of the “younger” layers. They couldn’t explain it easily,"
Overthrust. One word. Easy.
"but creationist research could. "
GODDIDDIT!! GODDIDDDIT!! GODDIDDIT!!!
If it worked like this in real life...
Person 1: Old man Johnny's been murdered!
Goddidit is a simple explanation for absolutely everything. Sadly, it is the wrong explanation for absolutely everything as well.
What the fuck is "creationist research" anyway? Opening the Bible to page one? Even that doesn't work, because not long afterwards an alternative and contradictory "explanation" for creation arises. Read Genesis a bit more closely.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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