The new challenge we have as parents is not simply teaching our children to live for Jesus, but also be ready to die for Him as well.
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"And yeh, God said unto Abraham, 'I was just kidding, you don't have to kill Isaac' April Fools!!!"
"And yeh, Abraham said upon God, 'Oh shit... Whoops'"
... he said, without any apparent sense of irony. Seriously, almenconi, Muslims are already dying for Allah. You've got some catching up to do.
If God is the creator of us all, then that would make God the parent of us all.
So if a parent wants his or her children to die on their command, wouldn't that parent be arrested for child abuse and be condemned a s a horrible parent?
Sigh.. and yes, obviously Fundies are pretty much the same all over. They only seem to differ in degree.
"The new challenge we have as parents is not simply teaching our children to live for Jesus, but also be ready to die for Him as well."
Why can't all you religious nuts be like the Buddhists? You never hear of Buddhists blowing themselves up "in the name of Buddhism" or "dying for Buddha." At worst, a few of the more unstable of them seem to have an odd desire to immolate themselves on occasion in protest of something but they don't take out innocent bystanders with their zeal.
I think more of you fundies should set fire to yourselves if you're so gung-ho to "die for Jesus." Hell, maybe your Gawd will make you fireproof and you'll survive unscathed. Think of all the converts you'd get with that one.
Will someone forward this to Homeland Security so they can finally really protect the nation? Nuts like this are a far bigger danger than me getting QSL cards from Cuba, Libya, Iran, and Russia (which I do).
Home school the intelligence out of them, strap explosives to them, then send them off into the big wide world.
Yes...that sounds like an incredibly sensible thing to do! People need to be willing to die at the drop of a hat, for any reason, and to spend the entirety of your focusing on the glory and splendor of dying in the most dramatic fashion possible. You people make wonderful contributions to society, turning your offspring into clones of yourself that just as purposeless and self-destructive as you are!
Kudos.
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