The person practicing "Weird Christianity" is you, bub.
And if the wingnutty churches are too "Lefty" for you, then you're a big nut.
[ALL VERSES ARE IN KING JAMES VERSION SINCE THIS DEMOGRAPHIC FETISHIZES IT SO.]
EXODUS 23:9
9. Also thou shalt not oppress a stranger: for ye know the heart of a stranger, seeing ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.
LEVITICUS 19:9-10
9. And when ye reap the harvest of your land, thou shalt not wholly reap the corners of thy field, neither shalt thou gather the gleanings of thy harvest.
10. And thou shalt not glean thy vineyard, neither shalt thou gather every grape of thy vineyard; thou shalt leave them for the poor and stranger: I am the LORD your God.
LEVITICUS 19:33-34
33. And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him.
34. But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
DEUTERONOMY 10:18-19
18. He doth execute the judgment of the fatherless and widow, and loveth the stranger, in giving him food and raiment.
19. Love ye therefore the stranger: for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.
1 KINGS 8:41-44
41. Moreover concerning a stranger, that is not of thy people Israel, but cometh out of a far country for thy name's sake;
42. (For they shall hear of thy great name, and of thy strong hand, and of thy stretched out arm;) when he shall come and pray toward this house;
43. Hear thou in heaven thy dwelling place, and do according to all that the stranger calleth to thee for: that all people of the earth may know thy name, to fear thee, as do thy people Israel; and that they may know that this house, which I have builded, is called by thy name.
44. If thy people go out to battle against their enemy, whithersoever thou shalt send them, and shall pray unto the LORD toward the city which thou hast chosen, and toward the house that I have built for thy name:
JOB 31:32
32. The stranger did not lodge in the street: but I opened my doors to the traveller.
EZEKIEL 16:49
49. Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy.
MALACHI 3:5
5. And I will come near to you to judgment; and I will be a swift witness against the sorcerers, and against the adulterers, and against false swearers, and against those that oppress the hireling in his wages, the widow, and the fatherless, and that turn aside the stranger from his right, and fear not me, saith the LORD of hosts.
MATTHEW 25:25-36
25. And I was afraid, and went and hid thy talent in the earth: lo, there thou hast that is thine.
26. His lord answered and said unto him, Thou wicked and slothful servant, thou knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I have not strawed:
27. Thou oughtest therefore to have put my money to the exchangers, and then at my coming I should have received mine own with usury.
28. Take therefore the talent from him, and give it unto him which hath ten talents.
29. For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.
30. And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
31. When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:
32. And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
33. And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34. Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
35. For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:
36. Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.
LUKE 10:29-37
29. But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?
30. And Jesus answering said, A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead.
31. And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.
32. And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked on him, and passed by on the other side.
33. But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him,
34. And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.
35. And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.
36. Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves?
37. And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.
1 CORINTHIANS 12:12-14
12. For as the body is one, and hath many members, and all the members of that one body, being many, are one body: so also is Christ.
13. For by one Spirit are we all baptized into one body, whether we be Jews or Gentiles, whether we be bond or free; and have been all made to drink into one Spirit.
14. For the body is not one member, but many.
GALATIANS 3:28
28. There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
GALATIANS 5:14
14 For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
I swear! Sometimes I think people like the OP either NEVER read their Bible or they just see Jesus as a "Get Out of Hell Free" card. Ignore as much Bible as you want because you can just yell "JESUS"!
IT....DOESN'T....WORK....THAT....WAAAAAYYYY!
Even the "Big Scary BibleGod" books have the Big Guy demanding kindness and charity!
@Uilleam & Pharaoh Bastethotep
You know what's funny? For all it's male-dominant, ultra-Patriarchal, male-centricism, Roman Catholicism is surprising stereotypically feminine-looking....A denomination that venerates Mother Mary big-time to the point of her ALMOST being like an ersatz "Mother Goddess", female Saints honored along with males, The Mary/Rosary/Roses motif, those ornate Churches, those ornate vestments, all that incense and scented Chrism oil, a lot of religious art where everybody's strangely androgynous and pretty (....especially Jesus....a chestnut-haired girl with a beard!), Angels that look like either babies, pretty girls or dashingly gorgeous androgynous animanga bishonen characters wielding swords....
....as muscle-hunky as that Priest character in that photo is....he still looks too gentlemanly, well-groomed and civilized. I would've pictured someone more along the lines of the late Chris Benoit....but more unkempt.