['You admitted with your own mouth that Jesus helped and healed the poor, made friends with outcasts, yet the Pharisees were the liberals and Jesus was conservative (?). So ridiculous that I submitted your post to Fundies Say The Darndest Things.']
Gee, Squantum spit hangs out at a web site with a bunch fags. Big surprise there!
Not!
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Fundie Phrase: "Gee, Squantum spit hangs out at a web site with a bunch fags. Big surprise there! Not!
"I'm afraid it doesn't count, Nittany. I demand you leave the site until you become a full-blown fag so you can fit in with the rest of us."
Anyone else picture CRASH as an overweight, alcoholic, redneck, fundie, sitting in his favorite Alabama bar, while ordering another shot of tequila and piss, barely able to see straight through his drunken haze, and bloodshot eyes. The drool hanging from his 5 o'clock shadow to his dirty and battered wifebeater. A half lit cigarette is dangling from his chappe bottom lip, while mumbling incoherently to the bartender that he's a fag because he won't serve him anymore?
"Anyone else picture CRASH as an overweight, alcoholic, redneck, fundie, sitting in his favorite Alabama bar, while ordering another shot of tequila and piss, barely able to see straight through his drunken haze, and bloodshot eyes. The drool hanging from his 5 o'clock shadow to his dirty and battered wifebeater. A half lit cigarette is dangling from his chappe bottom lip, while mumbling incoherently to the bartender that he's a fag because he won't serve him anymore?"
Erm no, the Pharisees were the Conservatives, and Jesus was the Liberal, or rather the Socialist.
What's a "Squantum"? And what's a "web site" and a "bunch fags"?
I'm really waiting for one of these Fundie idiots to make a movie (some of them obviously inherited a lot of money) about a bigoted Jesus vs Gay Roman batallions and corrupt Gay Jewish administrators. It's what many of them believe from their wackadoo religion.
To bad Chuck Norris is too old for the role, I think he'd jump at it, literally.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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