Would a loving God really send people to hell?
According to God's infallible Word, yes.
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"Is God a megalomaniacal dick?"
According to God's infallible Word, yes.
The point.
He didn't get it.
Hey Rick, could you stop with the Fundamentalist Theology and tell us about your adventures with the Incredible Hulk, Rom Spaceknight, Captain America, and Captain Mar-Vell?
Oh--BTW, why couldn't you talk one of your super-buddies into going to Hell and getting those unjustly-condemned kids back? I'm pretty sure the Hulk could take out Satan, assuming Old Scratch managed to make Jade Jaws angry enough...
Judge Roy Bean, famously known as "The Law West of the Pecos," once threw out a case that had been brought against a friend of his for murder of a Chinese laborer; he flipped through a law book and said, "Danged if I can find any law in here against killin' a Chinaman. Case dismissed."
Would a fair and impartial judge do such a thing?
According to Judge Roy Bean, Yes.
Would a loving God really send people to hell?
"According to God's infallible Word, yes."
Then you've just proven your own Bible wrong. Your 'all-loving' God isn't all-loving after all. Therefore he's not God. He's actually Satan.
...and Satan is actually God. He did kill just ten people (compared to God's over 2 million), and that was with God's consent.
Great job in being the perfect P.R. for your religion, (P)Rick [/sarcasm]. Now this is where you're supposed to dissuade me from checking out the works of Anton LaVey...?!
>:D
“According to God's infallible Word, yes.”
But the question is, can both statements be true? You ducked that.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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