Patrick Scrivener #fundie reformation.org

Will your END be Christian burial or pagan Druid cremation? The Holy Bible guarantees that everybody is going to die, except for a very, very small number who will still be alive when Christ returns. All the people alive today are just ONE HEARTBEAT from eternity . . . or the end of their world!

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Christian burial prevailed in Great Britain until the beginning of the 20th century. The door was opened to Druid cremation by another deadly Druid named Charles Darwin. Darwin said that man was just an evolved beast . . . so why bother with burial . . . and just burn him like an animal when he dies.

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MI6 Jessica Mitford opened the door to Druid cremation in the U.S.

Except for a very small minority, pagan Druid cremation was never accepted in the United States until the beginning of the ecumenical movement. Before Vatican II, cremation was actually forbidden to Latin Church members.

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The U.S. has over 1,800 crematoriums!!

In the dogmatic Syllabus of Errors of Pope Pius IX, modern civilization is completely condemned:

#80. The Roman Pontiff can, and ought to, reconcile himself, and come to terms with progress, liberalism and modern civilization.—Allocution "Jamdudum cernimus," March 18, 1861. (Condemned as error).

Modern crematoriums are one of the major exceptions to this rule. In the past, when Christians were publicly burned alive at the stake, it just produced more martyrs, as the people saw the cruelty and hypocrisy of the hierarchy.

Before Vatican Council II, only 2% of the U.S. population were cremated. After the publication of Jessica Mitford's book, the numbers soared. When most of the Latin Church monasteries closed, it looks like the monks found new occupations as undertakers!!

The largest number of death ovens are located in California and Florida.

Before Vatican Council II cremation was very, very rare in the U.S.

Now over 1,800 of these FINAL SOLUTION crematoriums exist, with the largest number located in California and Florida.

With all the advances in technology, cremating a body is still a slow process. Patents have been granted for mobile cremators that can pull up to your house and save you the trouble of a trip to the crematorium!!

It is beyond belief that "Jews" in the U.S. are not sounding the alarm night and day about these FINAL SOLUTION ovens.

This is even more bizarre because there is a Holocaust Museum in Washington City, and Houston, Texas!!

Why don't we find groups of concerned citizens picketing these crematoriums as they do abortion clinics? After all, abortion clinic babies are also cremated. This is all the more astonishing as the largest number of "Jews" in the world live in the United States.

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