I'm a self-professed cloud watcher. I am looking up there all the time. All day long, "That would be a PERFECT spot for Him to come through! LOL Of course if it were any ONE spot, it will likely be over Jerusalem.
But a girl can dream, can't she?
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Yeah, coz the upper atmosphere of Earth has been scienfitificly proven to be the loaction of heaven.
Why would extra dimensional beings come from the sky? Wouldn't they just appear?
Rev 1:7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.
If he's over Jerusalem there's no way you're going to see him from the USA. Unless (like the men who wrote the Bible) you think the world's flat.
Yes, logic would dictate that when Jesus H. Christ comes again it will be through the clouds over Jerusalem. This kind of goes without saying, don't ya think?
Oh wait, this person is a fucking idiot. Sorry.
Dreaming? Sure, Val, no prob.
All you'll ever do, is dreeaaammmm. JC won't be supported by a cloud. It's a fog bank in the air. It doesn't support an airliner, it won't support the weight of the Supreme Being. And all won't see him, either, unless the Earth is flat. All don't see the Sun or Moon right now, do they?
Hate to say this to someone of this nature but last time I was looking in the clouds, during a storm, I saw a cloud look like Anubis. Looks like we won't be seeing Jesus but we will see the Pharonic Pantheon. Go Ra!
"I'm a self-professed cloud watcher. I am looking up there all the time. All day long, "That would be a PERFECT spot for Him to come through! LOL Of course if it were any ONE spot, it will likely be over Jerusalem."
You people spend far too much time with your heads in the clouds as it is.
"But a girl can dream, can't she?"
Depends on what kind of dream it is. Better post it to Rapture Ready and be as explicit as possible with the details just to be sure it's ok...
Yeah, I always dream about winning the lottery. Unfortunately for me, the odds are greatly stacked against me. Unfortunately for you, (even though my dream happens to other people, damn their miserable hides!) Jesus will NEVER come.
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I think this is so sad. I feel so sorry for her. And all the others who are wasting their life on this shit.
I used to think that way too. But if they're happy (after a fashion) why wreck their delusion? It's mean, it's like telling a small kid the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy doesn't exist.
I only have a problem when they start trying to spread their nonsense outside their own tiny circle.
I looked at the whole thread, and these Fundies are amazed by light refraction. They speculate about why the clouds are "different" but not one of them actually looks anything up about cloud formation or weather patterns, or even what causes rainbows. We're doomed.
Why do you waste your lives so...? Whether heaven is there or not, you're just wasting your spirits away getting all fucking depressed and yearning, instead of making something beautiful of your lives! And never mind the definition of beauty, I know we can't agree on that...
Bah...
RaptureReady... Circle of depression... If one of them kills him or herself (if this hasn't already happened) as a result of their communal sulking, will they understand the repercussions of it? Would Jesus as they see him let them into heaven with Christian blood on their hands? And they wouldn't even know they need to repent for it! :\
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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