[Marquee in front of Havens Corners Church, Blacklick, OH]
"I kissed a girl
and I liked it
then I went to hell"
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"Equality Ohio has identified at least 300 churches in Ohio that welcome gay people looking for a church home. "That sign just tells them where they cannot go to find the love and faith in Christ," she said."
Bravo for those churches. Boo on Dave.
It's funny, in a morbid sort of way. But morbid is my sort of humor anyway.
I don't know what to feel here. It's dickish and retarded, but damnit, I like it...
A church near my old house used to have fairly amusing signs. My favourite was "Salvation garunteed, or your sins cheerfully refunded."
But "Prayer: The ultimate instant message system." was quite good too.
I prefer the signs at the church up the road from my house. The wording is always upbeat and funny.
My favorite thus far:
God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.
I think I can actually give them an 'Amen' for that one.
"I kissed a girl
and I liked it
then I went to hell"
I watched a video of a girl kissing a girl
and I LOVED it
then I blasted my goo
"The only thing better than a woman is...two of them."---Bill Hicks.
adding "...then I went to hell" after sentences is funny.
So I went to the movies today with a friend. Then I went to hell.
"It's going to rain tomorrow", I said. Then I went to hell.
"No John, you ARE the demons." And then I went to hell.
It also sums up the fundie mindset fairly well.
Is this the village in Norway that he's talking about?
And why not? Its nice to see these people get out and about in the wide world occasionally, much better than staying in the same trailer park outside Pigfuck, Kentucky or wherever they are.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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