Notice how FOX news (so fair and balanced) spends all it’s time on ISIS and “the threat of Muslim extremists” and reports hardly anything on the advance of the Gay Agenda (especially the brainwashing now going on in schools). This is because FOX people actually supports faggotry. Do you really, honest-to-God still think this channel gives a flying monkey’s ass about decent White Christian America?
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Anevilmeme: No, by "gay agenda" HE means those perverts who dare to think they're as good as the rest of "us normal people" and won't shut up about rights they don't deserve and who should consider themselves lucky they're not strung up like great-grandpa would've done to them in the old days.
Which is the same thing as what you say, of course, from an objective standpoint, but someone like this bozo will never be able to see that.
What we need is a new news service, run by Patrick Scrivener, David J. Stewart, Alex Jones, and Vox Day.
Hahahahahahahah when Fox news is too liberal then you know something is wrong.
Fox news only covers real news when Shep comes on.
Oh and to give Fox credit, ISIS is a much bigger threat then the gheys.
I also notice that Fox "News" doesn't run stories on the evils of ending slavery or segregation.
Could it be that they stop talking about an issue when it becomes painfully obvious that they're on the losing side?
Faggotry?
People like you are the reason even Faux Noise is probably going to drop opposition to marriage equality.
@creativerealms
Glenn Beck is surprisingly good, for a hyperconservative wingnut, on gay rights.
"Do you really, honest-to-God still think this channel gives a flying monkey’s ass about decent White Christian America?"
Unless you're rich enough for Old Rupe to kiss up to you, Fox never gave any kind of animal ass about you. Rabble-rousing is never for the benefit of the rabble.
If FOX News isn't right-wing enough for you, you're in deep trouble.
White Christian America is one of the most pampered and privileged groups in the world. Why do you need people giving you a flying monkey's ass? Besides, most people working on FOX News are probably White Christian Americans.
"Do you really, honest-to-God still think this channel gives a flying monkey’s ass about decent White Christian America?
Hell, no. They only care about mega-rich cons, and sell that agenda to gullible White Christian Americans by whipping up hysteria about niggers, atheists and homos.
Lets' see: ISIS is downing planes with advanced missiles, beheading people and driving Christians into Jordan; gay people are, well, having sex with each other. Hmmm, tough call which is more important ... [/sarcasm]
Fucking hell, I'm siding with Fox News on something. I feel utterly soiled.
Thanks a lot, you homophobic ass, for being even worse than that cultural cancer that has a the gall to call itself a source of news. Go fuck yourself.
I don't even consider Faux Noise to be "the conservative news show". I'm convinced that they pander to the ignorant conservative low-information crowd because they see that as a sheepish demographic that will tune in to their nonsense like the zombies they are - thus ensuring a reliable bloc of viewers and a dependable source of ratings.
They DON'T give a flying monkey's ass about the Gay Agenda(tm) or White Christian America, for the same reasons why the GOP hasn't been using those "ideas" as wedge issues for the last cycle of debates and elections - because they're bad press. The American cultural zeitgeist has moved on, and the reactionary Axis of Dinosaurs have only now realized that they become less and less electable when they depend solely on the white xtian homophobe vote.
It's kind of funny how all of you are making fun of God right now, but you'll see. Remember September 2011? Obama was called the Antichrist by a heckler. Everyone just BOOED at the heckler, having NO LOVE for Jesus when he was yelling PRAISE JESUS THE CREATOR OF HEAVEN AND EARTH!
Obama's reaction? "I-I-I believe in t-the L-L-Lord- Hey, did he forget his jacket?
See how he stuttered in FEAR when he said that? he's the ANTICHRIST!
Let me guess that never happened. Anyway isn't the antichrist's rule suppose to bring seven years of peace? Obama has been president for six years and we are further from peace then ever. That alone proves he's not the antichrist.
He's just a mediocre president who is being blamed for way too much.
Well, ass hat, that "news" network, as well as all the rest of them certainly don't give a flying fuck about anyone. They care about one fucking thing: ratings.
Turn on the TV...nah, fuck it; turn it off; fear is your only god!
@fuckerforJesus:
Since when, in any time in this thread, has anyone even mentioned Jesus, let alone make fun of him? It's obvious you can't form a complete fucking sentence, let alone a coherent thought. Now, go talk about submarine screen doors, or football bats, or something else as equally coherent as your rambling up above.
@LovingJesus
I would take you more seriously if you had the slightest clue what you were talking about. No where in the Bible does it ever reference THE Antichrist. The Bible talks about antichrists, plural, defined as anyone who denies the teachings of Christ. There are one HELL of a lot of Biblical antichrists out there. Every atheist, Muslim, Buddhist, Zoroastrian, Sikh, Scientologist, Shinto, Hindu, etc., etc., ad nauseum is, according to the Bible, an "antichrist." There's really no need to go look for more.
There IS a singular evil entity referenced in Revelations that will rise up in the "End Times," however, simply called "The Beast." Many of you evangelicals get the two mixed up. (Thanks, Tim LaHaye!) But considering that The Beast is a gigantic monster with multiple heads crawling out of the ocean, I'm pretty sure it won't manage to get elected President. It's frankly not that photogenic.
Applying for that now vacant position of head of the WBC, Phil?
@creativerealms
"@Doubting Thomas
A dumb move by Fox they should know if they lose Shep their channel loses what little credibility it has."
Post-late 2012, a definite case of 'If.' [/Spartan Laconic Wit]. Karl Rove lost $300 million in that election campaign (and Mitt 'Magic Pants' Romney spent $800 million of his own money), so when even he loses his political touch in such a spectacularly FAILtastic way, then Faux News keeping him on just serves to emph-ass-ise their own irrelevance. And the Repubican Party dropped Faux News & Rush Limburger precisely because of how such 'news' sources had adversely affected them in the last elections, therefore...!
...and 'How to Lose Friends and Alienate People' much, Karly-boy?
As the Repubicans dropped Faux News, it seems Karl may be one to be dropped by Faux News. What further proof that the right-wing are falling apart, eh?! >:D
'Decent White Christian America', eh Phil?:
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