“Firstly, I won’t have a cancer child, because I have excellent genetics and only bang sluts that are 10/10 HOT and who only eat green vegetables and probiotics.”
I laughed as I read this sentence. At least we can be assured that he will never sow his oats because of his stupidly high standards. And cancer doesn’t only depend on genetics, there are these chemicals called “carcinogens” that can give perfectly healthy people cancer because it screws up the DNA in cells. In the end, Andrew is not going to be part of humanity’s gene pool.