Did you know? Bestiality is also forbidden in Leviticus!

I heard a lot from people trying to stomp on Christians when talking about homosexuality. For example, "If bet you don't wear mixed cloths or eat pork or shellfish!" Blah blah blah. Didn't you read the Bible? There are three categories of laws: moral, civil, ceremonial. It's pretty obvious which ones the examples (overused as they are) belong to. Thanks to the ultimate sacrifice, courtesy of Jesus Christ, the ceremonial laws were fulfilled. Due to the fall of Israel, the civil laws were over with. As a result, mixed clothes and food restrictions no longer apply. It's a good thing, too, because I love eating my bundles of shrimp!

Here's another example: "If you don't follow Leviticus anymore, then don't condemn homosexuality!" Moral laws still apply. There's nothing civil nor ceremonial about homosexuality prohibitions. Aside from the whole moral law thing, there are a few convenient laws our opponents forget, including the law against *gasp* bestiality! If we Christians need to stop condemning homosexuality, I suppose bestiality should be allowable? I mean, Leviticus is supposedly super outdated! As in, all laws apparently don't apply anymore! Well, go and bed an animal, because that's now a-okay!

~?~ with rolling eyes from a laughing eel