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Bro. Eric Kalinowski #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

I have a short sermon on 2 Thessalonians 3:10 today. It reads "For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat." What does this mean? You MUST WORK! God condemeth the lazy! The US government has rewarded laziness and called it welfare. Able bodied people abusing food stamps is the work of the devil! What's the largest purchase made with food stamps? SODA!!!!! SODA HAS ZERO NUTRITIONAL VALUE BUT THESE LAZY WELFARE QUEENS BUY SODA WITH FOOD STAMPS AND PAY FOR CIGARETTES AND LOTTERY TICKETS WITH CASH! WOE IS TO THE LAZY! Go to any gas station and you WILL see this abomination unto the Lord! They can’t handle someone like Democrat RFK Jr. trying to ban candy and soda purchases with food stamps because they don’t need food stamps for their meals but instead want extra junk to serve their morbidly obese cravings as they refuse to work and hop their 500 pound derrières on the Walmart scooters meant for those with REAL disabilities!
Medicaid, food stamps, Social Security, and all these other programs are for the sick and the elderly! They aren't for lazy able bodied and able minded people, including those with FAKE DISABILITIES SUCH AS “HIGH FUNCTIONING” AUTISM! GOD IS TELLING YOU TO WORK! GET YOUR LAZY AND NASTY REAR OFF THE SOFA, AND GO GET A JOB! HARD WORKING EVERYDAY AMERICANS AREN'T GONNA SUPPORT YOUR SODA AND JUNK FOOD ADDICTION! STOP BUYING STEAK WITH YOUR FOOD STAMPS AND BUY BEANS WITH YOUR HARD EARNED CASH! BREAK A SWEAT! WORK! STOP BEING A WELFARE QUEEN LIVING BETTER THAN THE LABORERS IN THIS COUNTRY!
If Americans don’t give up sinful childish things like candy bars and cakes bought with taxpayer money, they will end up like the damned heretic Steven Roland who refused to put away childish things and is spending his days as a 31 year old grown man obsessing over cartoons made for lascivious teenagers! It’s beyond wicked and depraved! Is this what you want for your life? Then get off the couch and the Internet and the PlayStation and get up to WORK FOR A LIVING and donate your money to your local church instead of wasting it on lotto tickets or booze or video games!

Bro. JD #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 23: Correct Doctrine

By Bro. JD

Galatians 1:19 “But other of the apostles saw I none, save James the Lord's brother.”

I was at a Baptist conference in Sterling Heights where I came across a terrifying things. Self proclaimed Baptists saying they believe in the “immaculate conception!” Not the virgin birth. The “immaculate conception!” This is an untrue Papist dogma that goes directly against the Bible!

The Bible says Jesus has many brothers and sisters. Including James! The Bible only says Mary was a virgin to the point she gave birth to Jesus! She has no extra honors and isn’t the “Mother of God” or wasn’t a queen of heaven! She wasn’t born without sin through an “immaculate conception!” I’d expect this at a Papist church but at a Baptist conference? Baptist pastors need to educate better to stomp out this extreme heresy!

We don’t pray to statues or put anyone else on the level of Jesus! Especially not Mary who according to the Bible and the historical record was intimate with many other men besides her spouse Joseph after the birth of Jesus! AKA a SINNER!!!!! A HARLOT!!! It is in the BIBLE!! I don’t care what anything else besides the BIBLE says!!!

So many Baptist pastors these days suck at their jobs! We need to bring them back to real education and not fake SBC “seminaries” where they lead the flock astray with such lies as the “immaculate conception!” NO MORE STRANGE DOCTRINE IN BIBLE BELIEVING BAPTIST CHURCHES!

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #conspiracy #wingnut #racist #homophobia #transphobia #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Supplemental Sermon 5: We Won’t Back Down
By Bro. Eric Kalinowski
This second Trump administration has been extremely vile and reprehensible. They have done absolutely heinous things such as cozying up to dictators like Putin, and destroying our alliances with friendly countries like Canada. All of this in the name of so-called conservatism when this is anything but.
If there’s one “ally” that we are better without, it is most certainly the illegitimate “state” of Israel. This absolutely vile nation has done so many atrocities from carpet bombing civilians to spreading their agenda throughout the globe in many nefarious ways.
It is through the influence of Mossad and the Israel lobby that we lost our former pastor Steven Roland, as he became consumed with lust because of the highly addictive nature of the programming made by crypto-Zionists in Japan.
Pornography, sodomy, and transsexualism are all spread by this vile group of people, (remember Pornhub is literally owned by a Zionist rabbi!) the Zionists who have the totality of the Trump administration bought and paid for ranging from Scott Bessent the Zionist open sodomite Soros acolyte treasury secretary to papist Pam Bondi who has deported foreign students for criticizing Israel. It’s okay to criticize America and burn our flag but it’s a “hate crime” worth deportation if it’s their real master, Israel. Even commie Bernie Sanders has been deemed “anti-Semitic” by the so-called conservatives in this administration for having the audacity to criticize Israel. These Trumpist conservatives clearly hate America but love Russia and Israel. It’s true that almost every congressman has their own AIPAC agent assigned; The GOP can’t stand Rep. Thomas Massie in Kentucky for being the only true conservative who can stand up to Israel and AIPAC. AIPAC even had his wife killed for it!
Folks, we don’t back down. We will keep on keeping on even if we get our site banned, if we get jailed for exercising our freedom of speech. We won’t let antichrist Benjamin Netanyahu and his army of Mossad and AIPAC agents win. We will keep on fighting, spreading the true unvarnished gospel of Christ, and let the Christ killing Zionist scum know where to stick it!

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Matthew 6:16-18 “Moreover when ye fast, be not, as the hypocrites, of a sad countenance: for they disfigure their faces, that they may appear unto men to fast. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou fastest, anoint thine head, and wash thy face; That thou appear not unto men to fast, but unto thy Father which is in secret: and thy Father, which seeth in secret, shall reward thee openly.”
Fasting can be a spiritually good and enriching experience for true believers in Christ who want to take their devotion to the next level. But all too common it’s become a perverse thing that screams of self righteousness.
We have both “Lent” and “Ramadan” going on right now, neither of which are prescribed or even remotely implied in the Bible. We have papists and Mohammedans trying to look righteous to the world and shun the Lord!!!!!! HOW IS SMOTHERING ASH ON YOUR FOREHEAD AS A SIGN OF SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS AND GORGING ON ENDLESS SHRIMP AT RED LOBSTER A “SACRIFICE?” JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T HAVE THE STEAK OR CHICKEN? HOW IS FASTING DURING THE DAY BUT EATING 4000 CALORIES EVERY NIGHT A FAST? IT ISN’T! THIS IS NOWHERE EVEN REMOTELY IMPLIED TO BE BIBLICAL!!!!!
If you fast, it should be spontaneous and a real fast! Actually abstain from everything but water for a set period of time, but wash your face and don’t look distraught and if you’re a woman put on makeup to hide that you’re fasting! It’s literally in the Bible! Fasting should be spontaneous and not just because it’s a certain day or week or month in the calendar! Following the rites and rules of men isn’t in the Bible! Who gave the Pope or the descendants of Muhammad authority? It sure as heck wasn’t the Lord! All this fake “fasting” is an abomination unto the Lord and these hypocrites truly received their reward in front of men, especially lukewarm papist Marco Rubio going to work with that goofy ash mark on his face! Woe is unto the self righteous and the hypocrites!