There's no reason a human CAN'T survive in a whale's stomach
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how about the fact that its a fucking STOMACH?
you know, that organ that is essentially a vat of acid that squeezes and melts anything you swallow and turns it into shit?
For some reason an old song came to mind...
"Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the french I took"
Yeah, seems to fit perfectly on Pastorb
air, food, water, dangerous acids, physical dimensions. Pick one, any one.
I can think of like 3 without even trying.
They're called oxygen, acid, and food.
water, maybe. You can't drink acid. But water is like food.
Plus the lack of light would make it very unpleasant.
Two words:
Intestinal.
Acids.
And now, Jordan Sparks will perform. Jordan?
"Tell me how I'm supposed to breath with NO AAIRR!"
Thank you, Jordan!
The Doctor: It's not a floor, it's....
Amy: It's a what?
The Doctor: The next word is kind of a scary word. You might want to take a moment. Get yourself in a calm place. Go Ommmm...
Amy: Ommmm...
The Doctor: It's a... tongue.
Amy: A tongue.
The Doctor: [grinning] A tongue, a great big tongue!
Amy:This is a mouth? This whole place is a mouth?!
The Doctor: Yes! But on the plus side: roomy...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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