valentine day is here and i want you all to know one thing.
THE ONLY reason your alone this valentne day, is because you are ugly.
THE ONLY reason your not gonna wake up to a BJ and pancakes from stacy, is because you didnt won the genetics lottery
THE ONLY reason your not gonna have a fun valentine day outside with a 10/10 foid, full of sex and fun activities, is because you HAD NO LUCK.
YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING BAD. its not your fault. its not a result of decisions you made. its just cuz you had no luck and you were born ugly.
chad didnt do anything special to be able to fuck stacies, and you didnt do anything special to have this lonely sexless life. its all luck.
from day 1 it didnt matter what you would do, the outcome would be the same. a lonely, sexless life.
always remember that its not your fault, you are not to blame.
happy valentines day homies.
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THE ONLY reason your not gonna have a fun valentine day outside with a 10/10 foid, full of sex and fun activities, is because you HAD NO LUCK.
By definition, the fairest women of them all are in short supply. To have one of them as a mate would be more than just not having no luck. That you chose to include this bit says volumes about your unrealistic expectations.
PS:
THE ONLY reason your not gonna wake up to a BJ and pancakes from stacy, is because you didnt won the genetics lottery
If you awoke before your hypothetical girlfriend, would you bake her pancakes (assuming that's not an euphemism for something) and wake her by going down on her (assuming you two would have an agreement that this sort of stuff is okay)?
PPS:
always remember that its not your fault, you are not to blame.
Incel ideology in a nutshell.
That's not "THE ONLY " reason you are alone. You're not a 10 yourself ...but you are sure you deserve to have a 10 allotted to you? Son, you've been reading too many fairy tales. "My life and I are not perfect so I'll be angry instead" is not a winning strategy. If you woke up handsome tomorrow morning, you'd still be the frog, not the prince.
I didn't wake up to a BJ and pancakes this morning, either. I did make love to my lovely wife, though, but we're not going to have a "fun Valentine day outside, full of sex and fun activities." Nope, it's work, pick up the kids from school, take them home and make supper for the family before I go visit my mom in the hospital.
See, the thing is with a relationship, eventually you're going to have to do things other than sex. Nonstop sex all day long is what the honeymoon is for.
And yes, it is your fault that these things aren't happening to you, because you realize that they're not happening but refuse to do anything to change the situation. I was a lonely guy around 22 years ago, and knew that I had to do something to change my situation, not sit around and whine about how women aren't waking me up with pancakes and a BJ.
@Doubting Thomas
I go visit my mom in the hospital.
May I ask what she has? In any case, "get well soon!" from me.
Certainly didn't wake up to pancakes and a minette, woke up to some leftover kraken rum and a messy room hubby left for me since he goes off to work real early. Yeah, we might have a good evening if we do but it's just a day like any other to me. If it turns out good, we might do some civilization hot seating or maybe watch love actually or sth.
Now, an announcement for all incels: it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT! There, hope you know what I just did.
They really are under the impression that they should just be able to stand motionless in a room and wait for a woman to simply pull off their pants, mount them with the intention of getting pregnant, then pretty much as an afterthought ask what their name is so they know what they're changing their own to now that they've got a family to raise. And then that will be the rest of their lives. End of story. They honestly think that's how it works for the rest of us. That it works this way for anyone on the face of the Earth.
Well, I'm OK for now with my situation.
I don't have a girlfriend (as I said in one comment before), but that doesn't matter.
And Valentine's Day... what is that? An excuse to sell more flowers and chocolate?
I feel like incels have just decided to give up.
You should also care about personality more than the way someone looks, or sex.
[Note: This guy's grammar really isn't 10/10.]
"happy valentines day homies."
Is this the beginning of these guys starting to turn a corner. Sending happy wishes is at least a sign that some of these guys aren't just being wall-to-wall negative all the time and are actually considering each other's well-being beyond the extent required to get angry at women and the mythical Chad.
Currently single and didn't give Valentine's Day a second thought.
Went to the gym in the evening and came home and enjoyed new episodes of Brooklyn 99 and Star Trek: Discovery with a really nice stout I picked up.
Confused?
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