I don't believe in quarks and quantums. The Bible says nothing about them, so what to we have to on here... word of some nerd?
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So, you don't believe in America, air travel, submarines, Hot Wheels, the internet, indoor plumbing, aspirin, contact lenses, refrigeration, motion pictures, cell phones, electricity...
jesus fucking christ, I could go on all goddamn day!
And your buybull says nothing about modern medicine, antibiotics, painkillers, hospitals, or surgery. I'm sure you'd be a hypocrite and 'believe' in those if your life depended on it, right?
You're driving down the road and the tire on your car goes flat.
Who would you rather have as a passenger? A nerdy engineer that says "Ok, let's pull over and I'll put the spare on" or somebody like the OP who wails and gnashes his teeth and says "The bible doesn't say anything about spare tires, so I don't believe we can do anything but walk."
An hour later the car with the nerdy engineer easily and safely reaches its destination while after a week the car with the OP is still sitting at the site of the flat while the OP continues to look for bible verses that apply to changing a flat tire.
Do you drive a car? Do you have electricity in your house? Do you own a television, a fridge, a microwave oven? Do you live in America?
Yep, none of those things and places are mentioned in the Bybull, either.
So you are saying you don't believe in things not mentioned in the bible, while on the internet playing Nationstates, which are also not mentioned in the Bible.
There is a problem here, do you see it?
The Bible isn't a science book.
"The Bible tells us how to make it to Heaven, not how Heaven is made." (attrib. to Cesare Cardinal Baronio)
That computer you're using - which uses Quantum Mechanics - isn't mentioned in the Bible.
So why are you using it? And - as I work in a computer shop - I've yet to see a motherboard, processor, RAM, HD, optical drive, graphics/sound card, PSU etc saying 'Made by God' on it, therefore...!
(*Looks at JXD 990 handheld media player/digital camera/camcorder/digital video recorder/video monitor [8 Gb; slot for Micro-SD cards - with 32 Gb one inserted] delivered today. Turns such over: 'Made in China' *)
In Soviet China, God worships you .
The LED pilot light on your toaster uses quantum effects. Come back when you find one emitting half photons. If you don't like quarks, you're free to come up with a better explanation. They'll even give you a medal in Sweden and about a million bucks and you'll get to be on the 6 O'Clock News for 15 seconds, just like Andy predicted.
The Bible doesn't mention TV sets, either. So why is there a couple of funny gizmos with a bunch of moving pictures on them in my house?
The Bible doesn't mention ice cream or The Monkees, so what the heck did I just eat a while ago and what were those four guys on that website I was looking at before I came here?
Ah! Another conundrum! The Bible doesn't mentioned the Internet either! How Meta!
It's as if The Bible was written thousands of years ago in the Middle East! WHO KNEW?!
I don't believe in quarks and quantums
"Quantums" aren't anything, and a "quark" is a theoretical particle, so I think you're gonna be fine.
The Bible says nothing about them
The bible also says nothing of computers and electricity, or the printing press that printed that bible, you hypocrite.
I don't believe in the internet, pastuerised food or not getting smallpox all the dang time.
Geez, Bible, you sure went all out on describing a perfect world.
Given that his profile picture is the time cube guy and he also says :
"Science is boring. There's not enough sex, not enough murder, not enough crime and vengeance, simply put too many numbers and not enough dakka. I much prefer religion to give me my rush.",
I'm guessing he's just an obvious troll.
Well,,yeah. Nerds loves them some high physics. So who else would come up with that?
The Bible got pye wrong, fractions were too deep for it. Pye works. Christianity doesn't.
The bible does mention unicorns, but neglects cats. Therefore cats are from satan - or maybe santa, I just cannot tell one fictional character from another anymore. Deuteronomy 33:17 KJV
"I don't believe in quarks and quantums."
Where I refers to a drooling moron.
"The Bible says nothing about them..."
I think you'll find the Bible is the source of all things scientific, apparently.
"... word of some nerd?"
Where nerd refers to an educated person.
Confused?
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