Umm they can make coal and oil in 30 minutes in the lab.
There is ample evidance that suggests that man walked with dinos.
Yeah today there is, gain we don't know how the animals lived back then. Don't you believe in adaptation? (evolution) lmfao
Nope, i am just trying to educate the deluded.
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How fast can they make that lab out of natural materials?
There is absolutely none.
??? lul n00bz
the first step in educating is having knowledge to share.
No they can't.
No there isn't.
lol, whut?
You failed. Miserably.
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i am just trying to educate the deluded.
If you want to educate the deluded, open a fucking book (not the bible).
Umm they can make coal and oil in 30 minutes in the lab.
Er... even if they could, how many labs were there in the old days before people? None. Show me a natural process in which coal and oil is created in 30 minutes, and you may have a point.
Let's see. Not only is he extremely ignorant, but he's extremely arrogant to boot. Completely oblivious to reality but yet thinks it's everyone else who is living in a fantasy world. You know, John and my old man would get along real well. To hell with them both.
citation or it didn't happen biotch
We don't have the ability to make either coal or oil. Even if we did, the reaction would take more energy than it would be worth. Learn some physics, kiddo.
Yep! We can make coal and oil in our labs...
At around four times the value of regular petrol. So you would not be whining about dollar a barrel. You would be crying about four dollars a barrel.
That is unless you believe in evolution. Cause then we can make you biodiesel. Less efficient than real diesel, cheaper, renewable, zero environmental impact and indeed powered by the freaking sun and using grain alcohol as a source. We would need to up food production but that can be done. Net carbon footprint would be "zero". And you can use the unused materials to feed cattle. But no you don't believe in our science so to you its impossible.
I would like this ample evidence for man walking with dinosaurs. Don't bring me those "footprints" that hovind keeps harping on about. Those footprints were proved a hoax since the individual in question seemed to be huge and indeed would have probably suffered from the problems of being huge and bipedal.
Dinosaurs were top predators because this was a time when the ancestors of pidgeons ate the ancestors of elephants... I mean have you seen the wishbone of a T-Rex? Its ginormous!
Ample evidence?
Im waiiiiiiting.
synthetic oil is not oil, and while I'm not sure how long it takes or the process involved, saying you can make something that has no plural in 30 minutes has no value since the volume could range anywhere from a single molecule to several trillion gallons.
Umm they can make coal and oil in 30 minutes in the lab.
Now show that it can happen in nature.
There is ample evidance that suggests that man walked with dinos.
Yeah today there is, gain we don't know how the animals lived back then. Don't you believe in adaptation? (evolution) lmfao
As Penn and Teller would say... Bullshit!
Nope, i am just trying to educate the deluded.
Nope, you are just trying to delude the educated.
"Nope, i am just trying to educate the deluded."
When what you are actually doing is failing to delude the educated
Nope, i am just trying to educate the deluded.
Or, entertain the educated.
No they cannot produce coal and oil in 30 minutes. It takes 4 hours just to come up with bio-diesel from cooking oil.
There is no evidence that man walked with dinosaurs. Even AiG has dropped that claim
Adaptation is Evolution.
Learn something before you try to educate others.
There is zero, nada, nil, no evidence that man and dinos lived at the same time.
As for your trying to educate the deluded, that would be the blind leading the blind.
"Umm they can make coal and oil in 30 minutes in the lab."
Extract oil and compress wood. More an industrial process than lab work and duplicating what emmense pressure and heat and 100s of thousands of years after 100s of thousands of years of forests.
"There is ample evidance that suggests that man walked with dinos."
There is NONE.
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