We've just received official confirmation that Heaven will be exactly like The Land Of The Mad Phantom God, or the USA as it's sometimes known. There, degenerate morons will eternally be able to express their dur-brained bigotry via the medium of dance. And, for any non-dancers, perhaps because they didn't get their shortened limbs lengthened in time before they became ghosts, well, it won't matter, because all locomotive events in Heaven are undertaken whilst hovering. In fact, Heavenly butt holes are often amusingly referred to as hover rings. Hovering. Hover-rings. Get it.
Anyway, when you wish to have a reprieve from terpsichorean activities, say after a couple of billion years or so of non-stop frugging, which most likely will have been to soul music, then instead you can easily change down to a relaxing hover mode and watch the eternal extreme torture coming to you 24/7/infinity! Live! As it happens! Direct from Hell!
Or, why not be the ultimate Heavenly reveler and enjoy the endless party in an even more blissful way? Combine the two activities. Dance wildly with mindless criminals, savage murderers and other Godly types as you watch the relentless suffering of malignant sinners like homosexuals and atheists.