Some occultist tried to tempt me with a dream about pornography last night. I sent the dream back on him/her with eternal impetence. I can only imagine what that occultist must be going through right now. All that lust, with no release!
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Wait a minute here fruitcake, you had a wet dream(probably out of sexual frustration) and you're blaming it on somebody sending it to you. Oh shit, dream about jumping in the lake tonight, clown.
Yeah I'm sure he's having a terrible time, lol
I sent the dream back on him/her with eternal impetence.
Boy, those occultists must be busy. Imagine how many dreams occur each and every night.
I strongly suggest GNJ read some Judy Blume books starting with Then Again, Maybe I Won't . It'll help him understand that his nocturnal emissions are totally normal. Of course, an adult should already know these things, but fundies are much slower.
I made my saving throw! Now, can we go play something without any women in it, like Star Wars or something, huh, guys, can we, guys? Please?
All that lust, with no release!
So, you´re horny and you don´t want to admit it. Please, stop blaming other people for what you do. By the way, It would be interesting to know if they received it or it´s the fact that you´re a fucking moron.
Some occultist tried to tempt me with a dream about pornography last night. Right. Of course it was not your horny hormones making the dream for you. By all means, don't take responsibility for your actions - everything you do right is done by you, whatever bad you do is caused by Satan and his occultists.I sent the dream back on him/her with eternal impetence. Meaning?
I can only imagine what that occultist must be going through right now. All that lust, with no release! For those of us not living in Randy-style cults, there are things such as masturbation.
Before someone says masturbation again, please note that he misspelled "impotence." He means that he "sent the dream back to the occultist with eternal impotence." So supposedly the person who "sent" him this dream can not masturbate because he can't get it up. Stupid, of course. And very occultic.
Sure, OldViking just aim your remote at the screen, click on the dream you want, and you'll be charged $4.99 in the morning. Only works if you have a tin-foil satellite dish over your bed, tho. You have to sign a waiver promising not to send the dream back with a curse of eternal impetence, though, or no soup for you!
If "impetence" is supposed to be impotence, then there wouldn't be much lust happening, GoNadJerkwad. Not that I believe your bullshit, anyway. I'm just sayin'.
Hey Goodnews, that permanant impotence thing is extremely effective, I will send it out like a plague that will effect all their covens. I have even had infiltrators come back and ask me to pray that god "heal them" from their impotence. In actuality they were trying to get me to lift the curse that is on them. I think it is funny. They don't tempt me with the porno stuff anymore, they fear that more than anything.
Um, I might be wrong but isn't the source of dreams things thrown up from your memory, so to dream about porn you must have seen, now isn't that a sin? and I think it's an even worse one if you do find a "release" =P
Congratuations! You're delusional! And also possibly a liar. Anyway, Safaraz is onto something. This dude must know about porn to know he had a dream about it - so how does he know about it in the first place, hmm?
Hey, if this really is possible, can one of you guys send me a pornographic dream? Preferably one involving Jessica Alba and that hot redhead girl from my class?
"Hey Goodnews, that permanant impotence thing is extremely effective, I will send it out like a plague that will effect all their covens. I have even had infiltrators come back and ask me to pray that god "heal them" from their impotence. In actuality they were trying to get me to lift the curse that is on them. I think it is funny. They don't tempt me with the porno stuff anymore, they fear that more than anything." will use it to attack the occultists, then that people have already come up and asked him to lift the curse.
"Some occultist tried to tempt me with a dream about pornography last night. I sent the dream back on him/her with eternal impetence. I can only imagine what that occultist must be going through right now."
Err... "impetence"? I guess he means "impotence". Eternal impotence? So someone spammed him with porn and he replied by sending them some freaky death-ray that permanently fried his/her genitalia? What an asshole.
All that lust, with no release!
GoodNewsJournalist
This world would've been a much better place if only fun things like lust got to have release as often as utter, insurmountable stupidity of fundamentalism. :P
No, no, no. It's not "impotence" he meant, it's "impedance". He cursed his oppressor with the ability to function with a very small current draw so his oppressor could, say, drive a Marshall stack with a 3V lithium battery.
"Some occultist tried to tempt me with a dream about pornography last night. I sent the dream back on him/her with eternal impetence. I can only imagine what that occultist must be going through right now."
Err... "impetence"? I guess he means "impotence". Eternal impotence? So someone spammed him with porn and he replied by sending them some freaky death-ray that permanently fried his/her genitalia? What an asshole.
All that lust, with no release!
GoodNewsJournalist
This world would've been a much better place if only fun things like lust got to have release as often as utter, insurmountable stupidity of fundamentalism. :P
This makes me so sad. To think, there is actually a person out there somewhere so phobic and ignorant of their own sexuality that they LITERALLY think it's a curse put on them by some sort of black magic. What century is theis, again?
That entire thread is full of delusional kids.
GNJ and whiterider are seriously screwed up. I really wouldn't want to live in their neighbourhoods. Btw, in that thread, GNJ says where he lives. You guys in North America might want to check it out... for your own safety!
Ya know, GNJ, they have drugs for impetence [sic] now.
"I can only imagine what that occultist must be going through right now. All that lust, with no release!"
Wow, the depth of meaning to this sentence is incredible. You can only imagine it can't you ?? You can't do anything about it can you ?? All that lust and no release.
"impetence"
Whatever that is.
GNJ: "Ha-HA! That'll teach you to tempt me! I sent you a WET DREAM! Haha! Suffer! Suffer!"
Occultist: "Thanks. It was lovely. I dreamt that I was surrounded by busty occultists and gorgeous voodoo witches that tied me up and performed a- "Ritual"- on me."
GNJ: "Noooooo! I thought I cursed you with impotence!!"
Occultist: "Seriously. I'm a FUCKING BLACK MAGICIAN. You don't think I can give myself a rager?"
I've heard of internalized guilt, but this is the first case I've seen of externalized horniness.
That poor "cultist", indeed.
Morrigan Aensland wearing Beats by Dr. Dre headphones: 32 ohm impedance . And little else.
My pyjama bottoms were extremely moist when I woke up.
Thanks very much, GNJ! b^_^d
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