Here you can read 7 youths who Jesus let see Hell and see John Lennon's reaction to Jesus:
Here is the exact verse:
The Lord allowed us to see a man who was inside of one of the cauldrons. He was upside down and the flesh on his face was falling in pieces. He remained watching the Lord intently; and then started to shout and call on the name of Jesus. He said, "Lord have mercy! Lord give me a chance! Lord take me out of this place!" But the Lord Jesus didn't want to look at him. Jesus simply turned his back on him. When Jesus did this, the man started to curse and blaspheme the Lord. This man was John Lennon, the member of the satanic music group "The Beatles." John Lennon was a man who mocked and made fun of the Lord during his life. He said that the Christianity was going to disappear and Jesus Christ would be forgotten by everyone. However, today this man is in hell and Jesus Christ is alive!!
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Great religion you have there. You're basically a good guy, but you don't kiss Jesus' ass? Eternal torture.
Bet you're the kind of asshole who thinks Jeffrey Dahmer is in heaven because he 'repented'.
I... loathe and hate people like this. And kinda understand how they so openly embrace torture of people - I mean, if Hell's not only OK, but something to cherish, then what's going going in various Black Prisons is nothing.
Oh, and this "you'll be upside-down in a cauldron" bullshit? Not in the Bible. If the Babble is supposed to be the inerrant word of Gawd, quit making stuff up.
Lies lies lies
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Insane insane insane
Maybe you people should try picking on a group that is actually together.
Oh right, that would mean that they'd be alive and could sue your ass.
Even the most evil person I know wouldn't let someone suffer like that.
( This may be because I don't actually know anyone evil enough to come close to torturing someone by burning them for years and years. If I did, I probably would not enjoy their company anyway. )
That's right kids. If you sing about peace and loving your fellow man, speak out for women's rights or just try to be a good person, you will be tortured in hell because the all forgiving Jesus will not forgive you.
Lennon never made fun of Christianity, he merely made a prediction about the fate of Christianity. As it turns out, Christianity is on an upswing, but since he was a musician, in the 60's no less, how accurate did you expect him to be?
"All we are saying is give peace a chance..."
Hmmm, yup, send 'em to Hell!
You're a shit and so is Jesus. Only someone who is truly evil would think of a scenario like this. Only someone who is truly evil would "punish" an innocent person who was murdered like this. At the risk of sounding ironic, thank god I am not a Christian and I don't have to believe this demented bullshit.
In a way, John was absolutely RIGHT. People have, you know, forgotten all about Jesus' messages about peace, love, harmony, tolerance, and other such things, and now only parade his name about in order to justify war, hatred, anger, and intolerance of all people. In a way, "true" Christianity--that is, the sort defined by Jesus himself--HAS vanished.
However, I'll totally have a hot-cauldron party with John. That'd be awesome. As long as Janis, Jim Morrison, and Abbie Hoffman can join us, too.
"But the Lord Jesus didn't want to look at him. Jesus simply turned his back on him"
Jesus is a cunt, then. By your own admission.
I guess the "visions of hell" thing isn't scaring enough young, dumb fundy spawn. Now they have to personalize it with pop icons suffering and screaming out to jeez for help. I'll bet if they'd looked in the next cauldron over, they'd have seen Heath Ledger in there. I mean, he did play a ghey in one of his movies. Ticket straight to hell.
You know, this post really kills me.
-"Lord have mercy! Lord give me a chance! Lord take me out of this place!" But the Lord Jesus didn't want to look at him. Jesus simply turned his back on him. When Jesus did this, the man started to curse and blaspheme the Lord.-
Now why would he curse Poor Jesus, who saw him suffering horribly and just...walked away? Jesus isn't being a horribly evil douchebag for this. No, it's John Lennon who's the evil one, 'cause he once made fun of Jesus. Therefore he deserves to be hung upside-down and have his face falling off in chunks for eternity? You people are disgusting and fully worthy of any hate you receive.
The Beatles are a satanic music group?
Hey, Say what you will about satanic music being evil, that it manipulates teens to commit grisly crimes, or even that its listeners will end up in hell. But come on. There's no need to be insulting.
You mean Jesus is WATCHING THE PEOPLE IN HELL, AND INTENTIONALLY REFUSING TO HELP THEIR SUFFERING?
Wow.
Are you trying to make your god seem like the biggest asshole in the cosmos?
Ah, yes, I've seen this before. It's 7 Colombian idiots who claim Jesus sent them to Hell, then to Heaven so they could begin to "spread the word".
So, Lennon is in Hell watching Jesus? Does that mean that Jesus is in Hell too?
Yeah, that makes sense; not being able to help people in need would be Jesus' kind of Hell, right?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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