The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie

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Sermon 26: Safety in the Church
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
Luke 22:36 says "Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a wallet, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."
Recently, the "March for Our Lives" Soros funded rally happened. They want to take away our God given right to defend ourselves, our families, and our congregations with the means of firearms. Even liberals in the Episcopal "Church" have been getting involved with this movement. Episcopalians don't want their congregants to be safe anyway, since they may object to guns but don't object to grown 6'4 men in drag using the same bathroom as little Susie and her mom. THIS IS A CONTRADICTION AND AN ABOMINATION UNTO THE LORD! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD! YOUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Former Supreme Court justice John Paul Stevens, the quintessential RINO, wants to go even beyond liberal atheist Kyle Kullinski and his far-left buddies and he wants to BAN ALL GUNS!!!!!!!!!! IF ALL GUNS ARE BANNED AND THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS REPEALED, WILL THE CRIMINALS SUDDENLY START OBEYING THE LAW AND GET RID OF THEIR GUNS TOO? WHO TOOK THE GUNS AWAY?! HITLER! YET THE LIBERALS CLAIM THEY ARE ANTI-FASCISTS! ANTIFA IS THE REAL NEO-NAZI PARTY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
WE NEED TO RECLAIM OUR GODLY HERITAGE AND OUR LIBERTY LOVING AMERICA OF YESTERYEAR SO THAT WE CAN JUST DEFEND OURSELVES AGAINST ALL THREATS! NO GUN CONIFSCATION, NO GUN BUYBACKS, NO UNIVERSAL BACKGROUND CHECKS, NO LIST, BECAUSE SUCH IS THE SEEDS OF A FASCIST DICTATORSHIP! STAY VIGILANT FELLOW CHRISTIANS! IF YOU HAVE YET TO ACCEPT CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOR, DO SO NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT BEFORE YOU RUN OUT OF TIME! GOD CAN ONLY SAVE YOU WHILE YOU ARE ON THE EARTH! God's people said AMEN!

13 comments

old comment by Anon-e-moose

The Rev. William H. Grimes

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=137183

Satan afflicted me with gender confusion in the past. Just like most everyone, I thought I was meant to be a woman, and I do believe Satan puts sexually perverse thoughts in the hearts of so many people. I gave into it all, crossdressing, perfume, and makeup

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Essay:Elvis_is_King:_A_Complete_Anthology#Transgenderism_Debunked

@Elvis is King: a.k.a. The FAIL Jimmy Wilcum

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

THIS IS A CONTRADICTION AND AN ABOMINATION

You said it Jimmie, we didn't!

You shot yourself in the foot ages ago, Jimbo.

There's an extremely good reason why guns were banned here in the UK after Dunblane in 1996. Question:

Do you know why those officially 'Not of Sound Mind' don't have the right to vote in my country: Mr. Schizophrenic...?!

Thomas Mair. What he did to Labour MP Jo Cox. He had a knife. And a gun. He was a Nazi & a loony.

The Dunblane atrocity was committed by Thomas Hamilton: a paedophile. [/Roy Less]

I wonder why no churches here in Britain have ever been shot up by a white, right-wing loony? Can you say 'Dylann Roof', Jimmie...?!

She can. I hope she gets what she wants. She'll have it in her democratic power to decide a couple of years from now. And beyond...!

The NRA are scared of her. And others just like her. They're scared of denying loonies their 2nd Amendment right to have guns.

The NRA are opposed to background checks. They clearly value loonies' rights over the most basic human one for American children: the right to exist.

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. I guess you can scratch the first one, Jimmy Wilcum. So much for the right-wing Fundamentalist Christain 'Pro-Life' 'cause', then.

THIS IS A CONTRADICTION AND AN ABOMINATION

Do you agree? Yes or No.

Since 1996, children here in Britain can return home from school: alive. Just ask the British public after they lobbied their MPs via a huge letter-writing campaign. Certainly yours truly, as I did so to my then MP John Prescott (Labour, Hull East).

I can sleep at night with conscience clear: knowing that I have ensured the survival of future generations of British citizens. Look at the above pic of that 16 year old girl who survived that school shooting in Florida, then take a look in the mirror, and ask yourself the same question.

Can you? [/6th Commandment]

old comment by Pharaoh Bastethotep

IF ALL GUNS ARE BANNED AND THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS REPEALED, WILL THE CRIMINALS SUDDENLY START OBEYING THE LAW AND GET RID OF THEIR GUNS TOO?

Hello, Nirvana Fallacy!
Of course, there are many other things where the "banning it would not be 100% effective because there would still be a black market, so we should not try to to control it at all" "argument" can be applied to. The same could be said about alcohol, drugs, masturbation, pornography, fornification, adultery, bestiality, rape, sodomy, crossdressing, abortion, blasphemy, heresy, immigration, welfare fraud, jaywalking... And yet, with everything but guns, it's always "tough on crime", even to the point of being demonstrably counterproductively excessive.

@creativerealms:
Also, the most obviously fake, due to that ridiculous "written out Holy Tourette's" stick.

old comment by Titania

Yes, including the threat of your children being hunted down like rabbits, in their school. Oh but you would have needed a brain to think of that.

I wouldn't say take away ALL guns, at all, just these assault rifles which are so effective for those who want to commit massacres. Which also happen in churches, in Charleston and Texas, so much for the House of the Lord. After all, they banned machine-guns in 1934, under the National Firearms Act, after all these Twenties gangsters using them. I'm sure the sky didn't fall in then, because that would be in the history books.
http://www.weekendcollective.com/one-time-u-s-banned-machine-guns-worked/

Finally, someone who's as unhinged as you shouldn't be allowed to carry one.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

If what creativerealms (who exposed the Jimmy Wilcum/Billy Grimy/Steven Arse schizo three people in one-Trinity of FAIL) and yours truly suspect is correct...:

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=137673

...this may be the last time we are greased... er, I mean 'graced' by the 'WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'s & 'OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!'s of Grimer's unpleasance... er, I mean 'presence'.

Seeing as even Stevie Wonder can see that the fundie equivalent of the Three Stooges: Lairy, Surly & Poe are all the one & same schizophrenic loony-tunes nutzoid. But unlike Larry, Curly & Moe, will never be as funny.

I think we broke him, guys! Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!