FSTDT

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Fundies Say the Darndest Things (FSTDT) was a liberal mockery website that was a haven for apostasy, feminism, heresy, homosexual behavior, and the lust of the flesh. The site engaged in demonic glorification, gloating, arrogance, pride, and otherwise reprehensible behavior. Unsavory comments alluded to desiring carnal relationships, and they had a love affair for Darwinism and they tolerated Taylor Swift the evil harlot succubus. There was no substance on the site, no research, no biblical values, and no other redeeming qualities whatsoever.

This website plagiarized and ridiculed content produced by New Testament Baptist Church. They also vandalized our site to include liberal propaganda. In a case of poetic justice, their site is defunct and ours is still up.

James A, Wilson #fundie ntbc.referata.com

Sermon 29: Goodbye

By James A. Wilson

I would like to take a minute to thank everyone who supported New Testament Baptist Church, and I sincerely hope we have had an impact on your life. However, this ministry must come to a close because I have a confession to make:

I am spiritually sick. I need to get cured before I can hope to be a competent minister of the Gospel of Christ. Due to my ever-present and severe gender confusion, I announce that I will seek the assistance of a minister in my area through reparative therapy. I cannot deny my grave and wicked sin anymore.

Young Christians, I would like to let you know that there is hope at the end of the tunnel. You don't have to be content in living in your sins and going on and on about living and doing that which is wicked.

Mark 4:30-34 " And he said, Whereunto shall we liken the kingdom of God? or with what comparison shall we compare it? It is like a grain of mustard seed, which, when it is sown in the earth, is less than all the seeds that be in the earth: But when it is sown, it groweth up, and becometh greater than all herbs, and shooteth out great branches; so that the fowls of the air may lodge under the shadow of it. And with many such parables spake he the word unto them, as they were able to hear it. But without a parable spake he not unto them: and when they were alone, he expounded all things to his disciples."

May my faith be as that mustard seed, and may I come back from reparative therapy a strong and real man, as God has tasked me to be. Then, I may return to NTBC.

Farewell- James

Steven R. #fundie ntbc.referata.com

Sermon 27: Easter Sermon (2018)
By Bro. Steven R.
Deuteronomy 18:9-14 says "When thou art come into the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations. There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the Lord: and because of these abominations the Lord thy God doth drive them out from before thee. Thou shalt be perfect with the Lord thy God. For these nations, which thou shalt possess, hearkened unto observers of times, and unto diviners: but as for thee, the Lord thy God hath not suffered thee so to do."
Today, many who claim to be Christians are celebrating "Easter" otherwise rebranded as "Resurrection Sunday" by some who are slightly more aware. Idols such as crucifixes and also something about egg hunting and gluttony as well as other such sinful behaviors. "Easter" has its roots in ancient pagan fertility rituals, hence the presence of eggs in the secular holiday co-opted by unwitting Christians who simply do not understand.
Eostre, otherwise known as the goddess of spring, is the source in which Easter comes to being. She is the character that you are celebrating when you search for those eggs or eat ham and drink booze and eat candy and having a good old time! You simply are NOT acknowledging that you are following the ways of the world and not God's truthful ways as spelled out in this passage! Even in the Episcopal "Church" they have all kinds of balloons and wine and candy like it's some frat boy party at Michigan State or something!
Look, there isn't anything wrong with holy fun as long as it's in line with what's in Scripture and doesn't consist of idolatry or pagan rituals that mock our Risen Lord Jesus Christ! NO MORE PAGANISM!!!!!!!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie ntbc.referata.com

Sermon 26: Safety in the Church
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
Luke 22:36 says "Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a wallet, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."
Recently, the "March for Our Lives" Soros funded rally happened. They want to take away our God given right to defend ourselves, our families, and our congregations with the means of firearms. Even liberals in the Episcopal "Church" have been getting involved with this movement. Episcopalians don't want their congregants to be safe anyway, since they may object to guns but don't object to grown 6'4 men in drag using the same bathroom as little Susie and her mom. THIS IS A CONTRADICTION AND AN ABOMINATION UNTO THE LORD! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD! YOUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Former Supreme Court justice John Paul Stevens, the quintessential RINO, wants to go even beyond liberal atheist Kyle Kullinski and his far-left buddies and he wants to BAN ALL GUNS!!!!!!!!!! IF ALL GUNS ARE BANNED AND THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS REPEALED, WILL THE CRIMINALS SUDDENLY START OBEYING THE LAW AND GET RID OF THEIR GUNS TOO? WHO TOOK THE GUNS AWAY?! HITLER! YET THE LIBERALS CLAIM THEY ARE ANTI-FASCISTS! ANTIFA IS THE REAL NEO-NAZI PARTY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
WE NEED TO RECLAIM OUR GODLY HERITAGE AND OUR LIBERTY LOVING AMERICA OF YESTERYEAR SO THAT WE CAN JUST DEFEND OURSELVES AGAINST ALL THREATS! NO GUN CONIFSCATION, NO GUN BUYBACKS, NO UNIVERSAL BACKGROUND CHECKS, NO LIST, BECAUSE SUCH IS THE SEEDS OF A FASCIST DICTATORSHIP! STAY VIGILANT FELLOW CHRISTIANS! IF YOU HAVE YET TO ACCEPT CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOR, DO SO NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT BEFORE YOU RUN OUT OF TIME! GOD CAN ONLY SAVE YOU WHILE YOU ARE ON THE EARTH! God's people said AMEN!

James A. Wilson #fundie ntbc.referata.com

Sermon 28: Reviving Masculinity
By Bro. James A. Wilson
"Watch ye, stand fast in the faith, [act] like men, be strong. Let all your things be done with charity."-1 Corinthians 16:13-14
"He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the Lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God?"-Micah 6:8
"For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man. For this cause ought the woman to have power on her head because of the angels. Nevertheless neither is the man without the woman, neither the woman without the man, in the Lord. For as the woman is of the man, even so is the man also by the woman; but all things of God."- 1 Corinthians 11:8-12
Real men are in short supply in the world today. Justin Bieber, Bruce Jenner, Bradley Manning, Michael Jackson, Daniel Roem, Joel Osteen, and other men have become proud in their chronic effeminacy. Liberals are supporting radical feminism, and men who reject masculinity. Some men just act effeminate, but others cross-dress and try to pretend to be women. God clearly saith in Genesis 1:27 that there is only male and female, and this is determined in the womb.
God has a special role for the women, but this isn't the subject of today's sermon.
Masculinity is NOT sitting on your duff and drinking beer and watching sports while eating Wingsteet wings and a meat lovers pizza. Nor is it about fast cars, or whatever else our culture says! TRUE, GODLY, CLASSIC masculinity is that of being a warrior for Christ, saving the unsaved, defending the home and homeland, and living a life of righteousness without sin pleasing Almighty God above!
In the Episcopal, Lutheran, Methodist, Roman Catholic, Southern Baptist and other fake "churches" there are effeminate fake men who love their pristinely trimmed beards, moisturized skin, avocado toast, high voiced "contemporary Christian music," Starbucks lattes, and skinny jeans! SUCH IS VILE SEWAGE AND AN ABOMINATION UNTO THE LORD!!!!! THERE IS NO PLACE FOR SUCH DEGENERACY IN THE HOUSE OF GOD!!!!!! SYNAGOGUES OF SATAN ALLOW MEN TO BE SO THOROUGHLY EFFEMINATE!
Plus, most "pastors" these days shy away from HARD PREACHING, biblical language, the KJV, and other things found in NTBC! It is only a few places today where people can get true Biblical realities preached by those who are REAL MEN! Not effeminate sissies or women like in other "churches" these days.
To conclude, we need to allow men to be throughly masculine in our churches and homes, and stop drugging boys with Ritalin to make them behave more like girls! Let boys know it is okay to be a boy, because real men are in a severe shortage in today's society! I saw a man with painted nails and a Taylor Swift phone case going into a synagogue of Satan! The Bible is clear that Christ spits out the lukewarm! Throw out all of the effeminacy and simply let MEN BE MEN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie ntbc.referata.com

Sermon 25: Transgenderism Debunked Part III
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
Proverbs 12:22 "Lying lips are abomination to the Lord: but they that deal truly are his delight."
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."
I cannot believe I have to go out and do another sermon on this subject. It's such a huge issue, and I cannot even enjoy a nice dinner at Olive Garden without being subjected to this nonsense. When I was seated, this "waitress" came to take my order! It was quite clearly a man in drag! Even Stevie Wonder could see that this was no woman!!!!!! There were children here! This wasn't some gay bar or strip club or something, it was an eatery where FAMILIES WITH LITTLE CHILDREN want to dine and their innocent eyes should NEVER be subjected to such vile confusion and disgusting reprehensible sexual perversion! SUCH IS AN ABSOLUTE ABOMINATION! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Look, people accuse me of being a bigot and insensitive when I talk about this subject. Liberals think that this is a civil rights issue on par with African American voting rights. Transsexuals can vote, own property, hold jobs, get health insurance thanks to Obamacare, and they can even pretend to be Christians within the framework of the Episcopal "Church" if they feel so compelled. I say the things that I say because I want these transsexuals to hear me out and listen to me. God can cure you. God is the Master Physician according to Exodus 15:26.
I never claimed to be a perfect person, which is why I was washed in the blood of the Lamb. Satan afflicted me with gender confusion in the past. Just like most everyone, I thought I was meant to be a woman, and I do believe Satan puts sexually perverse thoughts in the hearts of so many people. I gave into it all, crossdressing, perfume, and makeup, but then I realized that God Himself made me to be a great steward of His on this planet, which is when I gave up all this sinful perversion after much prayer, and I attended Bob Jones University so I could become a pastor to people who were in a similarly dark place to where I was years ago. If a wretched sinner like me can be saved from these demons, we don't need worldly psychologists and doctors to tell people to give into it and mutilate their flesh with life shortening and unnecessary medical procedures! That people are actually being cured by God of these demons alone is enough to debunk homosexuality and transgenderism! These thoughts still come into my head, just like an alcoholic wants one more beer, or a food addict wants just one more Big Mac. However, I cast them out with the power of prayer! As believers in the Gospel of Jesus Christ, we have to say NO TO SATAN AND RECLAIM OUR SOULS AND BANISH THE DEVIL BACK TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL!!! CAN I GET AN AMEN?! YEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
WE NEED TO STOMP THE DEVIL OUT, GET MEN TO BE MEN AND WOMEN TO BE WOMEN AGAIN, AND MAKE SURE THAT AS MANY SOULS AS POSSIBLE SEE HEAVEN'S PEARLY GATES! OPRAH SAID THAT YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZE "YOUR" TRUTH! WE NEED TO GET PEOPLE TO RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH, AND GET BACK INTO THE WORD OF GOD! God's people said AMEN!

James A. Wilson #fundie ntbc.referata.com

Conserva"pedia is a liberal wiki founded by RINO and Papist Andrew "Andy" Schlafly. Schlafly founded the wiki as a response to what he saw as liberal bias in Wikipedia, but has had no problem with liberal biases of his own.

"Conserva"pedia is known for removing true conservatives from their site if they espouse views that are consistent with the wishy-washy RINO views of Schlafly. The site promotes neocon nonsense, and they believe in further expanding the bloated military budget. They, therefore promote the liberal homosexual agenda through their ringing endorsements for adulterer Donald Trump despite Trump having paid off a porn star regarding an affair they had.

"Conserva"pedia also promotes false religions, such as the Roman Catholic "Church", Protestantism, Eastern Orthodoxy, and Judaism. They are also soft on Islam and are apologists for the liberal former "president" George W. Bush and soft on Barry Soetoro of Kenya.

While claiming to believe Jesus Christ is Lord, they believe in the fake Jesus the papists and "papist-lite" Protestants believe, i.e. the long haired hippie depiction of Jesus.

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie ntbc.referata.com

Michael Soetoro (often incorrectly referred to as Michelle Obama) is former "president" Barry Soetoro's "life partner" who the liberal media often referred to as the "First Lady" despite his being male.

Barry Soetoro, better known by his pseudonym Barack Hussein Obama, is the second open homosexual to hold the office of President of the United States, after James Buchanan. This is despite the fact that Barry Soetoro was born in Kenya to a Kenyan father and American mother, thus making him ineligible for holding the office of President of the United States.

Soetoro "married" his life partner Barry in 1992. This was legally invalid because this "marriage" occurred well before Illinois recognized same-sex civil unions in 2011 and "marriages" in 2014.

Soetoro made his goal as "First Lady" of the United States to take away choices from students and parents when it came to school lunches. By doing this, kids were forced to eat unappetizing cardboard school "lunches" that were devoid of both taste and nutrition. Some school districts even cracked down on homemade school lunches because they contained too much sugar, especially if sodas were present. This was likely done to decrease school performance in well performing districts to justify the federal overreach into the school curriculum via the Common Core monstrosity. He also introduced "exercise programs" in schools to wear kids out since they were fueled on next to no calories, and this would deteriorate academic performance even more drastically.

Soetoro was likely highly influential in causing his life partner Barry to sign unconstitutional executive orders asserting transsexual "rights" in public schools and otherwise, because Barry himself has been involved romantically and sexually with a transsexual himself. Both Michael and Barry reject the lordship of Jesus Christ in a particularly boastful way.

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie ntbc.referata.com

Daniel Roem (often incorrectly referred to as "Danica" by the lamestream media) is a far-left Democrat Party supporter who lied his way to a seat in the Virginia House of Delegates. On November 7, 2017, the people of Virginia's 13th District were either duped or readily voted for a man who is dressed like a woman to represent them in their state legislature. Either way, this is a sign of severe mental deficiency on the part of those living in this district.

Roem is ready to push homosexual and transsexual "rights" in the State of Virginia, even though the Papist dominated Supreme Court gave them their sinful "marriages" and Kenyan national Barry Soetoro and RINO Donald Trump have already given them more "rights" than they deserve. They already had a right to marry someone of the opposite sex, to work, to rent, and all of that just like any other American, but people like Roem have been particularly insistent upon pushing their perversions on hardworking everyday true Christian Americans. ELCA Lutherans, Episcopalians, and other no-doctrine "Christians" have even championed this mentally ill sexual deviant taking office, in effect spitting on the cross Christ died for them on while claiming to believe in the Gospel.

"And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left. Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come. But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up. Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh. Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season?"- Matthew 24:39-45

"Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come." - Matthew 24:42

"This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away."- 2 Timothy 3

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie ntbc.referata.com

Sermon 24: End Game

By The Rev. William Grimes

Proverbs 20:1 says "Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise." Romans 12:2 says "And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God." Ephesians 2:10 says: "For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them."

Liberal sinful seductress Taylor Swift released her "End Game" video, which is part of promoting her vile reputation album that contains thinly veiled references to petty feuds with other celebrities, sexual excess, lesbianism, drunkenness, as well as petty score settling.

This video frequently contains the consumption of alcoholic beverages as well as alluding to bedroom conduct. Swift wears such attire as a dress that reveals her legs as well as a tight leather outfit that displays her treacherous curves and abhorrent breasts for those in Swift's primary demographic of preteen and young teenage girls. Girls are going to go out and pounce around drinking booze and throwing themselves at boys who cannot pray to God to control their sex drives because their wicked parents tolerate such depravity! CHRISTIAN PARENTS NEED TO WAKE UP! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Valentine's Day was the other day, and I'm sure that unholy relations outside of the sacrosanct union of one man and one woman in the bedroom in private alone occurred! College kids in their dorm and hotel rooms, some behind an Arby's dumpster, and yet others in the park for holy men and women of God and precious little children to observe! THIS IS A FARCE THAT MUST CEASE IMMEDIATELY! ANYONE WHO CELEBRATES THIS DAY OF PURE SEXUAL EXCESS WILL BE DAMNED ETERNALLY! NO VALENTINE'S DAY, NO ASH WEDNESDAY, NO IDOLATRY! YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!

TAYLOR SWIFT IS ONE EXAMPLE OF WHY OUR NEXT GENERATION OF WOMEN WILL CONTINUE TO DRESS IMMODESTLY TEMPTING MEN AND APOSTATE WOMEN THROUGHOUT THE GLOBE! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO DRESSES THAT COVERED THEIR WHOLE BODIES?! NO MINISKIRTS, NO PANTS, NO SHORTS, NONE OF THIS TREACHERY! NO SHORTS FOR YOU MEN EITHER, AND DEFINITELY NO CROSSDRESSING! SUCH VILE SEWAGE IS AN ABOMINATION UNTO THE LORD! GET RIGHT WITH GOD NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! God's people said AMEN!