Yahweh's Worst Nightmare #conspiracy godlikeproductions.com

Not to burst anyone's bubble here, but the Bible is basically an alien document. That's right -- Yahweh was an alien. One of those who came here and genetically created humans out of apes, to use as slaves. That's why there's all the stuff about us calling him (and his pals) Lord and Master and junk. That's what the Garden of Eden is all about. It just refers to the jungle where the first results of the genetic experiments were put.

As for the stuff about God creating the heavens, that's all about how Nibiru created the asteroid belt. All this stuff is just reduced versions of the Sumerian original texts that go into much more detail.

So, yeah, you Bible-tards are actually worshipping an alien who enslaved humanity 1000s of years ago. I suppose, technically, we owe the idiot something, since without him and his jerkwad friends, people would never have gotten created in the first place.

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