The following pagan / satanic feast days centered around the "Swine flu pandemic" are:
April 19: Day of Sacrifice to Baal/Moloch (day the outbreak began)
April 24: St. Marks Eve (News of Swine flu breaks in the USA)
April 26 - May 1: Corpus De Baal (body of Baal)
April 30: Beltane. Satanic High Feast of Walpurgis
May 1: May Day Satanic New Year's Day
So if they call level 6 on May 1-5 (I’m betting on the 1st) — Know your enemy ...Watch the signs
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Hey dumbass, pagan New Year is on Halloween. Jesus H. Fucking Christ, ya don't even know your own religion, you surely don't know mine.
PS May Day just passed, I sacrificed a bouquet of flowers.
Corpus de Baal? Latin used to describe a Mesopotamian deity's day of celebration? I thought they only did that for your stupid religion. The rest of us realize that illness has nothing to do with some worthless religion.
Besides, as flus (sp?) go, the swine flu is remarkably mild with only 100 or so cases identified in the US while the seasonal flu has already killed over 13,000 Americans. If that's to blame on Satan, I think you should be giving thanks to him/her/it.
Those are saint days as well
April 19- Feast of Alphege
April 24- Feast of Melllitus
April 26- May 1- There's, like, 4 feast days.
April 30- Feast of Pandita Mary Ramabai
May 1- Feast of Philip and James the apostles
Know your enemy, watch the signs.
You people shouldn't be allowed use of bibles (or D&D manuals). You don't have the ability to determine what is real and what is not, the way sane people do. I doubt chemicals will change that, stupid is just stupid, so I suggest working in a nuclear waste disposal unit and paying society back for wiping your ass all these years.
ElectSake is a moron. So utterly stupid and cretinous is he or she that the above quotation from TheEndTimes goes beyond idiocy and into the realms of infantile nonsense. I've seen more intelligent crustaceans than ElectSake who spouts forth like a primitive barbarian. What a piss-sipping nonce you are ElectSake.
There's more intelligence in the gut of an earthworm. In fact the filthy produce of your pastor's arse is probably more fertile and meaningful than the useless swill emanating from your mind, if one can call it that. Well anyway, the pathetic and crass puss that passes as your mind.
Remarkably, you serve a purpose, that being to make me laugh and to give me an excuse to mock you. You pillock.
(EvoPagan)
While I'm well aware of the pagan history of Samhain, I'd always thought that "pagan New Year's Day" was somewhere around the spring equinox, being that those who hadn't started celebrating New Year's Day at the beginning of January when the calendar was officially changed to that effect were called "April Fools". Perhaps my knowledge is a bit off; I'll have to check up on it.
Continued, a couple of months from now:
January 1st 2010: No apocalypse yet but I bet it's coming soon, just you wait, there will be signs...
Let's just take one example to show how idiotic ElectSake is.
Beltane (a grotesque anglicisation of the Irish and Scots Gaelic 'Bealtaine') is the month of May.
(BTW, Samhain is the month of November too!)
And doesn't the Bible forbid the use of swine? Better not get swine flu and die of it or it's the fiery lake, dear Elect.
Me thinks I will pull a typical Christian tactic on ElectSake:
How do you know all of this stuff? You must obviously be a pagan or a satanist to know the holidays and rituals of the enemy. You should burn the books you got this info from and repent for your wicked ways or suffer burning in HELL.
What have pagan feast days to do with satanic feast days? Two different belief system, and none of them is interested in making people sick right and left.
God, however, seems to be keen on making people suffer and die, according to the Bible. Are you sure you are looking in the right direction?
Um. No.
As a fledgling Satanist, even *I* can tell you this is inaccurate. 4/30-5/1 *is* Beltane, and that's a WICCAN holiday.
"Corpus de Baal"? "Day of Sacrifice to Molech"? Those were made up by Christfags and Biblequeers to scare people into thinking, "OMG, teh SAYTANISTS are gonna *GET* mah *KIDZ*! EVERYBODY PANIC!" SRSLY.
There are three major Satanic holidays:
Walpurgisnacht is an ancient Viking celebration that coincides with Beltane, and just *happens* to be the day that Mr. LaVey officially formed the CoS, which is why it's on *our* calendar. (Walpurgisnacht, 1966, marks the beginning of 1 A.S. or "Anno Satanis", thus the significance of the date.)
Halloween... okay, I'm not sure *why*, but I'll go with it. (Like we need an excuse to party!)
And the individual practitioner's birthday -- remember, we ARE our own gods!
Hey guess what day it is today? It's ElectSake is a moron day. Guess what day it is tomorrow? It'll be ElectSake is a moron day. Guess what day it'll be the day after tomorrow? That's right, you guessed it, it'll be ElectSake is a moron day.
In fact every day is ElectSake is a moron day. Ha ha ha!
1. Not celebrated since ancient times.
That's only 1 out of 5, moron. I can't help wondering how even your fellow fundies can take you seriously--your argument doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Nearly every day of the year is a saint's day, if it's not the Christmas, Easter, the Ascension, or a few other feast days. In some contries, it was the custom for parents to name their children for the saint's day they were born on, rather than after a parent or other relative as is common now.
"So if they call level 6 on May 1-5 (I’m betting on the 1st)
Know your enemy ...Watch the signs"
I love how he gave himself that little 5 day window.
Regardless, it is now May 7. Not only has level 6 not been called, but Mexico is starting to recover from the freak out.
Bon Jorb ElectSake. 3 of your dates you made up, one is a Christian Saints holiday, and the one date that actually belonged to another religion, nothing fucking happened.
Stick to 'Witnessing' ElectSake. You suck at conspiracy theorizing.
"So if they call level 6 on May 1-5 (I’m betting on the 1st)
Know your enemy ...Watch the signs"
I love how he gave himself that little 5 day window.
Regardless, it is now May 7. Not only has level 6 not been called, but Mexico is starting to recover from the freak out.
Bon Jorb ElectSake. 3 of your dates you made up, one is a Christian Saints holiday, and the one date that actually belonged to another religion, nothing fucking happened.
Stick to 'Witnessing' ElectSake. You suck at conspiracy theorizing.
First off, there his a huge differnce between Paganism and Satanism.
Second, the Pagan New Years falls on October 31st, our current day Halloween.
Re: dg's post
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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