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ILLUMINOID timeline

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75,000,000 BC -- Xenu ordered nuking of earth. (Per Scientology.) Radioactive dust still in geologic strata. Geologists can't explain it. Was this in the areas of the USA southwest desert, African desert, and Gobi desert? More on Xenu. Even more.

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60,000,000 BD -- In the Peru desert Ocucaje, Dr. Javier Cabrera discovers 40,000-50,000 rock engravings which show step-by-step a heart transplant and Caesarian section surgery. They also showed dinosaurs and men riding them. These men were shorter and had larger heads than modern man. These are called the Ica Stones of Peru. Human footprints found in same layer as dinosaur prints in Glen Rose, Texas. More on Glen Rose. These were called "giant man tracks" and would seem to coincide with the bible's mention of the fallen angles being large size and roaming the earth in the times of Noah. See Paluxy, Glen Rose, TX. Large men were also mentioned when Moses led the Israelites to Canaan. See 1400BC.
More fossilized man tracks were discovered near Tuba City, Arizona.

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445,000 BC -- Led by Enki, a son of Anu, the Anunnaki land on Earth, establish Eridu - Earth Station I - for extracting gold from the waters of the Persian Gulf.

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30,000 -- First Illuminatus, Gruad, rules in Atlantis. The Lost Lemuria. Pangean. Mesoamerican Paleo-Indian, highly mobile hunting and gathering groups in pursuit of large game. More on Atlantis.

20,000 -- Mythical Lloigor inhabit continent of Mu. Elohim decide to destroy their bases, their laboratories and all that they had created on earth.

13,000 BC -- Indian country of Rama existed. Remains of their large cities still exist in the deserts of India and Pakistan (Mohenjodaro). Indian texts from this period tell of anti-gravity space ships (called Vimanas, or Astras), and a war with the Atlanteans on the moon. Curiously, Soviet scientists have discovered what they call "age-old instruments used in navigating cosmic vehicles" in caves in Turkestan and the Gobi Desert. The "devices" are hemispherical objects of glass or porcelain, ending in a cone with a drop of mercury inside. Some ancient Indian texts describe a war with Atlantis (who flew Vailixi machines) using flying machines and atomic bombs about 10,000 to 12,000 years ago. When the Rishi City of Mohenjodaro, Pakistan was excavated by archeologists in the last century, they found skeletons just lying in the streets, some of them holding hands, as if some great doom had suddenly overtaken them. These skeletons are among the most radioactive ever found, on a par with those found at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Ancient cities whose brick and stone walls have literally been vitrified, that is-- fused together like glass, can be found in India, Ireland, Scotland, France, Turkey and other places. There is no logical explanation for the vitrification of stone forts and cities, except from an atomic blast. The Lop Nor Desert in western China is known to be the center of a great UFO mystery. From "Worlds Strange Phenomena" by Charles Berlitz. Scientists drilling down in an excavation near Babylon, in Iraq, found various strata containing evidence of different civilizations. They eventually stopped when they hit a solid wall of glass, like the sand had been fused together by a nuclear blast. (Date estimate not given.)

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4 BC -- Birth of Jesus of Nazareth, accompanied by various Illuminoid trappings: three early Men-In-Black disguised as the Wise Men; strange lights in the sky; miracles such as visits from angels, prophecy and suspension of time are reported.

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30 -- Assassination of the radical Jesus, allegedly on Illuminati orders; more Illuminoid trappings; an eclipse; an earthquake; visitors from the sky roll away the stone from the sepulcher and liberate the crucified Jesus.

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