there is no evolution . Can you tell me why only monkeys made it? Why didn't my cat Rosy become a human being?I know that monkey stuff is the most that smells like humans. So why doesn't another spicy evaluated for example dogs and became the doggy being? Why it's only limited in monikers and during a limited period?if the god doesn't exist 1+1 will never be 2 it would be for example 3 but in this case you know that there is 1 that must be uncounted because this 1 has no producer and he can't just get into this equality like that by himself. it's known that the origin of this life is a big bomb cause by gases but from where do the first electron of the first atom ion this gas come from?
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Humanity isn't the finish line of evolution, dimwit.
"So why doesn't another spicy evaluated for example dogs and became the doggy being?"
Nice...
I see that English isn't your first language.
Unfortunately, you wouldn't make any more sense if it were.
It's bizarre how creationists love their 747 arguments, yet we frequently see examples such as this, where semi-coherent posts are formed by internet users allowing rabid daschunds to copulate with their keyboard.
uh...
also im enraged by the belief that evolution happens during a lifetime, what is that shit? this isnt fucking pokemon, evolution is the slow genetic change of a species through selective breeding. large changes take an extremely long time to come about. lizards didnt grow wings and turn into birds in 10000 years, it took several million, starting with feathers and a lighter bone structure, the need to jump longer distances, gliding, etc etc, those which had traits suited to the process of retrieving food in this manner lived longer and had more offspring, over MILLIONS OF YEARS this resulted in an extremely gradual change in the species. And just because a species branc nevermind.
Why didn't my cat Rosy become a human being?
Why would she want to become one?
because this 1 has no producer and he can't just get into this equality like that by himself
Yes, if you believe that 1 (god) created 2 (everything ele) you still have the problem of explaining who created 1 :D
it's known that the origin of this life is a big bomb cause by gases but from where do the first electron of the first atom ion this gas come from?
You shouldn´t read so much stuff from Kent Horvind.
"there is no evolution ."
Sure there is.
"Can you tell me why only monkeys made it? Why didn't my cat Rosy become a human being?"
Because evolution isn't a linear progression you fucking nitwit. Humans are not some sort of apex of evolutionary advancement."I know that monkey stuff is the most that smells like humans. So why doesn't another spicy evaluated for example dogs and became the doggy being? Why it's only limited in monikers and during a limited period?"
What the fuck are you talking about? I have no idea what "monkey stuff" and "smells like humans" or "spicy evaluated" and "doggy being" are even supposed to convey. The whole "monikers" thing is just out of left field.
Make sense, damn it!
"if the god doesn't exist 1+1 will never be 2 it would be for example 3 but in this case you know that there is 1 that must be uncounted because this 1 has no producer and he can't just get into this equality like that by himself. it's known that the origin of this life is a big bomb cause by gases but from where do the first electron of the first atom ion this gas come from?"
I have no further time to be subjected to such insane rambling...
"there is no evolution . Can you tell me why only monkeys made it?"
Do you think that monkeys are the only animals on earth? Try paying attention in zoology class next time...
Incoherent gibberish. What's "monkey stuff," and how do you know that it "smells like humans?" What's "spicy?" Also, modern cats and dogs have evolved from previous species.
I'm not going to waste my time on this. Try to phrase this "thought" in a coherent fashion, and I'll be happy to respond to it.
from where do the first electron of the first atom ion this gas come from?
Just figure out where God came from and use the same answer.
Why didn't my cat Rosy become a human being?
That's like asking why didn't my cousin become my brother*?
*OK, in some parts of the Bible Belt, this might not be a good analogy ...
there is no evolution . Can you tell me why only monkeys made it?
It's because you're using the wrong definition of "evolution". It's not as if creatures are striving towards this predestined model of "what we ought to look like". Rosy, I would imagine, is exactly as perfect as she could be for what she does-- catching things, balancing, having kittens. That's how her species evolved. Our species may actually be one of the most poorly adapted out there-- no fur, no claws, fragile bodies-- but we make up for it by adapting bits of the world around us. That's how WE'VE evolved. It doesn't make us better or worse than Rosy.
if the god doesn't exist 1+1 will never be 2 it would be for example 3
OK, now you're just being silly.
All I caught from this is, "there is no evolution."
The Dada School strikes again, I guess.
This guy could give LoneWolf1984 a run for his money.
Also, I want to form a band and name it Spicy Evaluated.
Oh Dear,Oh Dear,Oh Dear!!!
I was having a bad day until I was shown this gibberish and then I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.
Whatever you are using buddy I want some!
Desperate pork modules casually moisten deep crow pastifers, but even now culturally disenfranchised tire jacks continue to debate the chickens of Barry Nolan's leaf springs. All things remaindered, firebrand Mallomars are not so much rebellious as videotape erasers. Anyway, why is it that harried cow muddlers never seem to episodically jazz-dance on blanched wood-davers?
Word salad with batshit dressing.
Why is it when I obsess over FSTDT, there are like two quotes a day, but when I pass out at 5 in the evening, have irregular sleep cycles, and come back barely a day later, there are like dozens of quotes?!?!??!??!???!?!?!?!?!?!?
1. Becoming human is not the goal of evolution. Evolution has no goal. We may wipe humans off the face of the earth and cats might be able to adapt.
2. I'm assuming by stuff you mean shit. You could of used words like feces, scat, stool. My question is how do you know? I don't really going around comparing the smell of different animals droppings.
3. Dogs did become doggy beings, they used to be wolves.
4. 1+1 does equal 3
Your cat Rosie made it too, her ancestors survived and she is now a modern cat.
Every species evolves all the time.
"there is no evolution . Can you tell me why only monkeys made it?"
Let me put this in a way you can perhaps understand (and if you haven't been 'hoemskuled'):
Two Words: Common Ancestor.
Biology education, JL. Get one.
On the other hand, there is no Creation. Kitzmiller vs. Dover in 2005 sealed the deal on that debate once and for all. 'Intelligent Design' (and therefore, by definition Biblical Creation as stated in Genesis) is a lie.
The law says so.
"Why didn't my cat Rosy become a human being? "
...because Rosy is a cat, and evolution does not work that way. Why would she want to be a human, anyway? She probably just wants you to quit posting wharrgarbl on the Internet and pay attention to her instead.
As for the rest of this nonsense, wut...just...wut.
Confused?
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