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Typical atheist:

Given a normal sounding name, but prefers to be called "Raven." A member of the roller derby team. Calls herself an atheist, but is open to paganism and witchcraft.

Wears mostly just black clothing. Has an excessive amount of tattoos and piercings. Listens to heavy metal music so loud that you cannot make out any details of the music, with vocals that are not able to be understood.

Was born with female genitalia, but decided she was a man. Despite this, she still only finds men attractive, so not only does she get to pretend she is a man, she also gets to pretend that she is gay.

Sexually promiscuous, having had many abortions in her life. Regularly gets tested for STDs because she is always putting herself in risk. Her vagina barely stimulates her partner anymore and is worn out.

Considers her positions to be based in science, but has no formal education beyond high school.

Avoids eye contact, gives people a mean scowl when they look at her. Selfish.

Typical Christian:

Name is Jessica. Still goes by Jessica. Still considers herself a woman. Wears various colors of the latest fashionable clothing. Wears tasteful makeup and looks generally attractive. Volunteers to help autistic atheist children at the local shelter in her spare time. Was a 4.0 student in high school and is attending a top university. Saving herself for marriage and behaves in a responsible fashion. Greets you with a bright smile that makes your day. Has a lovely singing voice.

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