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Your Abortions
2000 Dead Children
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That's an expedient way to get yourself mocked & snickered at in public. Even more so when one realizes how inaccurate that is.
Based on the news I've been reading, the NRA must be panicking. Multiple talking heads have been dispatched to various cable news shows, for the sole purpose of smearing the teenage survivors/activists of Parkland, & to spin conspiracies about how it's all a George Soros funded plot to disarm the gun humpers. It would be funny if it weren't so tragic. The NRA is a blight upon this land, & they, along with the entire republican criminal party, now have even more blood on their hands. It almost makes me sad that there is no hell.
It takes a real creep to confuse dot-babies with teenagers, or with five-year-olds, or with REAL babies. But I have a suggestion. You give up your guns, and I'll stop having abortions.
Spontaneous Abortions
Embryos Aren't Children*
I've had at least one spontaneous abortion (i.e. miscarriage). I've been having unprotected sex each and every month since 1998. That means that I could have had about 240 miscarriages. That's 888 billion spontaneous abortions over 20 years for all women in the world. (And yes, I know that the figures are insane, but so are theirs.)
I can't begin to estimate how many children a man kills needlessly every year, through ejaculation outside a vagina.
Would you be OK with abortions if they were performed with guns? After all, that fetus is trespassing in that poor woman's sovereign body living off the work of others while contributing nothing, and she has the right to protect herself.
Oh fuck. Oh fuckitty fuck fuck von fuck.
Me, last night, unkindly,exaggeratedly parodying the type of person who is allergic to thought and observation and so hasn't noticed the school/church mass shootings where the police have arrived after the shooting started and shot the person who shot the original shooter to stop him (e.g. the OP):
Let's arm teachers.
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Donald Trump, the person who runs the most powerful country in the world, in real life, at a televised 'listening session' (i.e. look-at-how-caring-I-am press-conference) this morning:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/21/donald-trump-solution-to-school-shootings-arm-teachers-with-guns
I feel like Tom Lehrer (only without the talent). I think my work here may be done.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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