THERE IS NO GAY DNA! HOMOSEXUALS ARE NOT RIGHT WITH GOD, AND ARE BOUND FOR HELL. In many cases, God has already turned them over to a reprobate mind. That means they CAN NEVER BE SAVED!
The Homo Song:
It’s not ok to be gay,
It’s not ok to be gay,
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I just spent about 20 minutes trying to find a way to make "You're an obnoxious asshole, and I would suggest you just get the hell over it" into a Barney sing-a-long, but some things are best left undisturbed.
'And they'll know that you are Christians by your love'...or something.
Why do I have the feeling that there is a sexual latency in what you say? Could I be picking up on a suppressed sexuality that just might be gay?
It's ok to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way!
Hurray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way!
http://www.tomboy.dk/ << check out the video, also on youtube.
"That means they CAN NEVER BE SAVED!"
There is one unforgivable sin: blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. Oh, yeah, and apostasy. There are two unforgivable sins: blasphemy against the Holy Ghost and apostasy. Apostasy and blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. And homosexuality. There are three -- three!-- unforgivable sins: blasphemy against the Holy Ghost, apostasy, and homosexuality, along with .... I'll come in again.
The Homo Song:
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
Wow, they sure don't know their bible...
Romans 1:16: "I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God for the salvation of everyone who believes"
1 Thessalonians 5:9: "For God did not appoint us to suffer wrath but to receive salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ."
Titus 2:11: "For the grace of God that brings salvation has appeared to all men."
Hebrews 5:8 "Although he was a son, he learned obedience from what he suffered 9and, once made perfect, he became the source of eternal salvation for all who obey him."
Fundies can never seem to recognise the difference between following Jesus and doing what they want! They extend biblical inerrancy to their interpretation of it only, everyone else is wrong. Did they skip the bit about excessive pride or something?
Epic fail. Homosexuality is evolutionary. It is observed in MANY species, which means one of two scenarios happened:
1. The ancestor of all mammals had it as a trait, and it's been passed down through speciation.
2. After speciation, many mammal species adapted it as a useful behaviour trait.
Either way, you fail, and your bigotry stinks.
So, regardless of the fact that there has been some traits of homosexual behaviour in some animals, regardless of the fact that remains the same among cultures and that it follows a concrete pattern, they think that just because it appears that God says so in a 2500 years old book, they are worse than murders, thiefs or genocides. Logic?, I don't see any.
If god has influenced them then how can he, in his infinite wisdom, punish them for it? Oh, that's right, you're a fundie idiot who didn't think things through before posting. Well, ain't you a dime a dozen, eh?
Let's see, most Christians believe that God is intimately involved in the creation of each human being. He speaks a person in to his or her mother's womb because that person is needed at a certain moment in time.
So, if we take your belief and combine it with this one, we learn God likes to create people who have no chance of getting to Heaven, or He's a sadist who enjoys torturing people by altering their makeup so they need to sin in order to get some of the same things as other people. In response, I say.. Whisey Tango Foxtrot?
Homosexuality has been observed in the animal kingom. It's natural. Get over your latent homosexuality and accept these people for who they are: people.
But Jack, Paul's letter is in the BIBLE, and the Bible is perfect, because the Bible says it is perfe...
oh never mind...
Gee, I would be awful careful if I was one of you guys over at CSE about bragging about who God will and won't forgive. Think what will happen if God decides not to forgive tax-cheats and liars, and the people stupid enough to follow that kind of crook? Why Hovind could be the anti-Christ and you idiots are following his false teachings, afterall he has already been convicted of lying! Has he ever prayed for forgiveness for lying and cheating his fellow American taxpayers who pay their fair-share(and apparently Hovind's share unfairly)whether they agree with their government or not? Seems to me that you guys better get your own house in order with God before pissing him off by putting yourself in his judgement seat!
Well at lest half of them are just offering her sympathy.
You would think it would be easy enough to assume the husband an't the Christian he claims to be if he is thumping on the misses. I guess it is only an unforgivable failing in us unbelivers.
@ Doctor Whom:
<i>That means they CAN NEVER BE SAVED!</i>
So in other words if a gay guy snuck into your house one night campusministry, tortured you and your family do death what would he have to lose? It's not like it is possible for hell to be any worse so a gay should just have his fun in the here and now by your logic.
That’s what I love about the whole gays are EVIL! from the Xians. Congratulations, you have now created a whole group of people outside the bounds of morality who can do what ever they please. I guess it is lucky for douche bags like campusministry that the rest of us don’t buy their bullshit or it would be a whole lot nastier world to live in.
So, let me get this straight. God turns people over to a reprobate mind. Yet he still takes no blame for making people "that way"?
I kinda think if he is taking the time to fiddle around with people's heads, then he most definitely is responsible for the outcome.
Flipper just won on an epic scale.
And not only is campusministry as aware of genetic sciences as your average toadstool, he's also a horrible songwriter.
You're a pleasant fellow, aren't you.
... wait, he says they can't be saved and then that they must be 'converted'? Make up your mind, you idiot.
Oh how precious! The Fundies made a little song. I bet it goes Gold on the Fundie pop record charts and will have thousands of clueless idiots with their hands in the air wvaing back and forth like fucking kelp.
I think the kelp might sue for defamation over this comparison. :)
For that matter, it's entirely probable that prokaryote life forms would be offended by comparison with the douchebags at CSE.
By the way, has Hovind completed the trip to the funny farm yet or are we still watching the transitional stages? Only I can't bring myself to give hits to websites featuring his tard unless they're satirical ones.
I keep seeing the phrase "reprobate mind" used in sentences, and I never understood what that meant.
On that note, WTF @ the song. Isn't the theme song for gay men "It's Raining Men", and for lesbians, "I Kissed A Girl"?
you're a fucking poetic genius.
or did i mean that you're a moronic cunt?
yes, i think it was the latter.
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