[dad justifying the deaths of well over 2,200,000 people recorded in the Bible]
mur·der (mûrdr)
n. 1. The unlawful killing of one human by another, especially with premeditated malice.
2. Slang Something that is very uncomfortable, difficult, or hazardous: The rush hour traffic is murder.
3. A flock of crows. See Synonyms at flock1.
Love killings by God are not any of these things at all. Any more than a farmer who has a sick cow, and has to put it down, for the sake of the rest of the herd is 'murdering' it!!!! Gottcha.
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Ah, I see. Euthanasia against those poor unfortunate souls that aren't in pain, aren't about to otherwise die, and don't want to meet their end. Nothin' wrong with that, no.
And God said, "Thou shalt not kill. Of course, that doesn't apply to me, I can do all the killin' I want because I just loooove it. And I love you, too, but if you kill someone else, you're going to hell. Gotcha!"
To which dad replies, "Yep, sounds fair to me."
Love killings?
How does that work?!?
"dad, why are you trying to cut my throat?!?!"
"Keep still, honey... It's for your own good. I'm only doing this because I love you!".
dad is a sick, sick asshole.
hairband said,
"But... I thought God kills those he hates. I'm confused. If God loves me, I die and if God hates me, I die.
Seems a pretty raw deal."
Yep, that's gawd for ya.
He'll fuck you up no matter what.
Hmmm, I'm no philosopher but if there are no moral standards except what god says is moral, can we really say that god is omnibenevolent (which arguably presupposes some objective yardstick).
Guess dad found the answer to the problem of evil
Need more virgins for your tribe? Kill the men, children, and non-virgin women, it's okay! It's all out of LOVE!
Someone doesn't believe the way you do? Kill em all, it's okay! It's all out of LOVE!
Wanna show how much you worship some mythical being who "talks" to you? Kill your family, it's okay! It's all out of LOVE!
Funny, I don't think that'd fly in today's world. Maybe we need more LOVE! I say we start with dad.
I consider that to be murder. If you're doing it just to save the rest of the herd there are other solutions to try. Including going out of your way to separate that cow or applying possibly expensive medicines to her. I've had fish in the past and when one got sick they would be separated into a different tank (which cost extra money) and medicine tablets would be applied. I also made sure to keep their environment healthy to limit the start of sicknesses and so it was very rare. Apparently, however, if I decide to be lazy and kill someone for my laziness it's okay because it's love, not murder.
However, this is vastly different than the situations in the Bible. The "disease" there were different ideas. Different ideas are not a bad thing and if you think it's acceptable to kill for them just so you don't have to be exposed to them you are sick. Besides if your god really did kill for that reason where was he when the basis for all of our vastly different world views, which we now have, begun to form (like atheism)? Did he run out of love after the Bible was written? Based on your reasoning you make him sound like a bit of a camera whore to me. It's all blood, gore, and fancy dances when someone is recording it. But, when people wouldn't believe if it was a hoax or not, it's sleep until noon and yell at your servants for letting your breakfast get cold. Someone really should kick the fat oaf and tell him to wake up and prove your dogma again - 2 thousand years is a bit long to be napping, no?
Right. But then, why would God make people is he knew he'd just have to condemn them to 'love killing' later down the line?
Keep your loving, tolerant God away from me and my family, thanks Dad.
It still amazes me that Fundies will say absolutely anything in defense of their Bible-based delusions. I mean, come on, "Love killings?" You mean, God so loved the world that he sent his biggest, old, rotten Flood, that all who were not related to Noah would drown? Jeez! some love.
Many of the tribes talked of in the bible apparently had the “disease” of liberty, self-sustenance, freedom from assholes (for a while at least), love, family, hopes, wants and dreams, and a section of the world that they had inhabited for who knows how long. Then the “cure”, a Shermanesqe march through the mid-east plundering, looting, burning, raping and killing every man, woman, elderly, child, baby, cow, sheep, goat and every stalk of planted food and goods that they didn’t keep for themselves. They raided every piece of precious metals, oils and balms and even hand selected virgins to be kept as sex-slaves. The labels of “cure” and “disease” seem to be reversed here.
I believe what you meant to say is that “God Loves Killing.”
Yahweh, the God of the Bible, is anything but a God of Love. He is a god of death, pestilence, war, and destruction.
Read the fucking Bible.
Except that, of course, if the farmer had the cure for the disease, he would use it instead of killing the cow.
And he would have never put the disease in the cows in the first place.
Isn't god, after all, the all knowing and all powerful creator of the world?
I'm pretty sure he means that God is doing the killing out of love for the righteouslove that extends to the point that he will do literally anything to keep them in that state. Including obliterating any society that's even slightly dissimilar. Love for the "protected", not the slain.
I still don't get why he thinks the recalcitrance couldn't be overcome.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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