Reverend #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Tornadoes are not random. They have nothing to do with pressure systems, or hot and cold, or whatever those evil atheist Scientists come up with. Tornadoes are an exact execution of God's will against sinners. How else can you explain whole cities being torn apart and yet one or two houses remain? The answer is simple: God did not think that those houses were sinning. He told the evil occupants to go to the mall so that they could die with the rest of the people. Anyone who survives isn't "lucky," or "smart." They were saved by G*D!

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