Science this science that! do athiest know that science can't get them into heavan?
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You sir, are finally correct. Well, not about the spelling, but yea, science (or anything else) will not get you entrance to magical afterlife-land where all your fantasies come true.
God this God that! Do christian know that god can't spell check questoin for them?
I mean seriously? What the heck? Where to begin? Considering that 98% of all Atheists lack belief in a heaven, the question is moot to begin with. Cheers.
um, who cares? Oh, wait don't answer, because I don't care and I'm not really interested in your opinion.
Hell, I could pray 5 times daily to just ever-so-slightly the wrong god and I wouldn't get into your made-up heaven.
I could, I guess, spend all my time on earth praying to your particular idol's father, and still be damned.
I'm hedging my bets on getting my heaven in before I die. After is just too risky.
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Yes, because you don't need an education from MIT to know that you can't get into something that doesn't fucking exist.
On the other hand, English classes do exist. Get into one.
Yes we do. Do you know what else won't get you into heaven? Believing in 2,000 year-old myths, or anything else really, because heaven doesn't exist.
“Science this science that!”
“do athiest know that science can't get them into heavan?”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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