Jews are NOT, repeat NOT, Israel.
Christians are Israel. Jesus says so.
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Soooo.
In addition to bad math skills, terribly lacking biological knowledge, psychotically bad social skills, murdeous tendencies, a severe lack of self-confidence, a split personality and horrendously simplistic ideas about government and economy the whole God/Jesus/Ghost thing also failed both History and Geography? Despite cheating in the exams?
Not something I care to worship all told.
Okay you be Israel, I'll be the Sun, and homeless people everywhere can be New York. Now, who gets to roll the dice first in this new board game of yours?
Israel was the nickname of a single guy, to begin with. And Jesus never said such a thing. He was a Jew, incidentally, so were his disciples.
yeah, for the price of a 10-kid fundie family (5 dead due to refused so-called"baby-brain stemcell"-vaccines and prepackaged to "go follow in god's plan"), you get a whole congregation.
Two if you've got the coupon!
Oooh, but I get to be Israel! Jesus said I could, and you're not being faaair!
Jesus was a Jew, disruptor.
Jesus himself was a Jew:
John 4:
7 There cometh a woman of Samaria to draw water: Jesus saith unto her, Give me to drink. 8 (For his disciples were gone away unto the city to buy meat.) 9 Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans. 10 Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water.
What part of that is confusing to Disruptor?
See also Matt. 2:6, which is prefigured in Micah 5:2 and tells of the coming of a ruler in Israel.
So Jesus worshipped a dead guy on a cross that died to give him eternal life? Are you suuuuuure about that?
Jesus actually said he was neither good, nor God. He also said on several occasions not to preach to Gentiles, and that only Jews got to go to heaven.
It's all there in your silly story book!
Wrong again.
Jesus was a Jew, as were his disciples, and he primarily preached to Jews.
The word "Christian" isn't even in the book, to my knowledge.
Also, people are not places.
Oddly enough, Jesus never mentions Christians, even after he comes back.
"Those that follow me" comments apply to no one on the planet.
Jews LIVE in Isreal,
Isreal's a country. You know that don't you?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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