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Quantum Physics is a hoax!

"Rational mechanics must be the science of the motions which result from any forces, and of the forces which are required for any motions, accurately propounded and demonstrated." -- Sir Isaac Newton

These Illuminati agents are using junk science to cover up the fact that God's orderly universe functions perfectly! In the 1600s, the venerable Sir Isaac Newton explained much of how the universe works, and other Real Scientists expanded on his work to give us Classical (or "Correct") Physics.

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Albert Einstein -- a venerable man in his own right -- accidentally unleashed this would-be science with General and Special Relativity. These mathematically sound theories do not actually describe the real world, but Einstein didn't know this. The Illuminati -- who desperately wanted to disprove the unapproachable work of Isaac Newton -- ultimately provided Einstein with fake evidence during the famous 1919 eclipse. From there, their shills were able to take over the field and claim that God's orderly universe was a lie. As a good man and not a shill, Einstein objected to this, proclaiming firmly, "God does not play dice!" However, he didn't know about the 1919 conspiracy, so he just assumed that he'd made a math error somewhere. He spent the rest of his life trying to fix his brilliant -- yet completely wrong -- theories.

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Despite these facts, we keep hearing more and more about the infallibility of these theories -- this field -- which makes no sense! As most of you, I'm sure, the people who make these claims are shills. There, I said it. Now, I have no doubt that there will be shills like Dr. Shillstro who will come into this thread saying, "It's all been explained, you religitard! The virtual particles explain it all!" or some other obscurantist garble. Quantum shills like to obscure the truth and say, "It's too complicated." or "You're being religious." All opposition to the nonsensical superpositional nature of particles is "religious." Well, I suppose that Reason itself is religious, then.


If you want true science, the truth is that there are forces in this universe which from God's sovereignty. Newton explored the Force of Gravity, while other true scientists uncovered other forces like electricity and magnetism. The technological benefits in today's world all come from Classical Physics. Now, you have the hoax "quantum computers" and and a bunch of other garble like that. These devices are all fake. They're using cleverly obscured Classical Physics to fool you! Don't be taken in by such Illuminist lies.

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