America is the greatest country on the planet. We protect the Pacific from the dirty nip bitches. We provide work all over the world. We create legitament policies for the world, and their country leaders accepted those policies from us. Nips need to be regulated once again.
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But those japanese! What with their Giant robots made in space from an alloy that can only be made there are too much. They have sent five of them to the USA to wreck havoc which will culminate in an extremely complicated plot with many twists and indeed the formation of weapons that are too powerful for man ending with the dropping of a colony on earth...
I mean! They keep making our phones!
"America is the greatest country on the planet."
O rly?
What to youmean by "greatest" ayway? According to the UN, the best five countries in which to live are, in order from 1t best to 5th best:
Iceland
The US is ranked 12th...and Japan is 8th.
The UK is even lower at 17th but we probably lost some points just for New Labour. Glasgow probably cost us some points too for reducing the average life expectancy to 35 years old, with their deep-fat-fried heroin and all.
@#718037
Racists do research? Most racists have little to no grasp on geo-political issues, much less economic ones.
As far as they are concerned, everyone is evil but the almighty Europeans.
Walk into a computer store. Most of that stuff is made by the Japanese. Plus, they created some of the greatest forms of entertainment in the world:
Godzilla
Seriously, go away and leave us rational people alone.
Full Metal Geneticist: And don't forget their magical girls! Activatin' their magical crystals and swords and wands 'n' stuff all over the place, and henshin-in like whoa, and getting into wacky hijinks when they're not destroying the Negaforce or the Dead Moon Circus or evil murderous space flowers. Damn them and their escapist fantasies that also symbolically (and literally) examine aspects of growing up!
And don't even get me started on their space-based bounty hunters and their flying, energy-shooting martial artists...
//America is the greatest country on the planet.
//We protect the Pacific from the dirty nip bitches.
//We provide work all over the world.
//We create legitament policies for the world, and their country leaders accepted those policies from us.
//Nips need to be regulated once again.
@Katsuro:
@Tired - according to the UN, based on literacy rates, life expectancy, GDP and....some other stuff, yep.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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