Do Homosexuals Have Souls???
I mean Jesus doesnt like Homo's. Maybe Queers are just walking around the Earth as demons wanting to turn anyone who screws them into a servant of Satan.
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Damn.. Now I have my raison d'etre!
Love to chat some more, but I gotta go out and screw some Satan Servants!
(And trust me, after I finish with 'em - They are very Satisfied Satan Servants!)
Do Homosexuals Have Souls???
No. Neither do you. The vast majority of them have brains, though. That's something you might aspire to.
"Maybe Queers are just walking around the Earth as demons wanting to turn anyone who screws them into a servant of Satan "
Well, as George Carlin once said, bend over and find out.
flatworm-"Do you know what else they don't have? Pet unicorns."
Yes they do! And if you rub thier horns, they give you magical mayonaise!
Sorry, I couldnt' help myself. Had a robot chicken moment
If they're sinners, or are supposed to be, they do have souls, or otherwise the whole thing doesn't work(to be accountable for sin, you've gotta have soul and free will). And how do you know that Jesus doesn't like homosexual people?, it's probably the subject where he was more neutral at.
"Do Homosexuals Have Souls???
No, but neither does anyone else as souls are no more real than the Tooth Fairy or Santa Claus.
Next?
Chapter and verse where Jesus ever said anything about homosexuals, please?
Hint: It's right next to that one where he spoke out against abortion.
Jesus never said anything about homosexuals on way or the other, beyond general statements like "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself". Paul didn't like homosexuals, but he didn't like women, either; in fact, he didn't like sex, period.
Damn it all! He caught on! You see, the modern homo is a brilliantly designed demon. Internally, they are identical to human beings, with two differences. The homo brain is hardwired to seek out good, God-fearing men (Fig. 1). The homo appendix (Fig. 2) is filled with lightning because homos are powered by electricity, due to their lack of souls. The homo penis is actually a highly powerful soul-vacuum (Fig. 3), which serves to literally "suck out the soul" through the anus of any man who they seduce with their wanton ways and lilting, erotic music. It would have worked, too, if it wasn't for this meddling fundy!
Hairysteed wrote:
"Yeah! and homosexuals breathe fire too! :D"
Tracer wrote:
DAMN! Now I wanna be queer, too! Where do I apply for the Membership Card?
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Aww man, I wish I was gay..
*Slouches and dejectedly kicks a rock*
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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